I am Better at Video Games Than Riddles

I was just on the phone with everybody’s favourite Riddles and we were talking about the Batman game that we’re both playing through. I’m a little further than he is, and he was describing a boss battle that was giving him trouble. After some investigation, it turns out that I beat that battle with more ease than he did…and we’re playing on the same difficulty level.
Then I reminded him of the time that I beat he and his friend at Call of Duty: World at War in two straight games when I had never played the game before. He and his friend had played. Many times.

Riddles got terrified and refused to talk about it any further because this means we came to a horrifying conclusion: I am better at video games than Riddles. The world is a scary place, and this new fact confirms it.

But MY conclusion? Suck it, Riddles!
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8 Responses to “I am Better at Video Games Than Riddles”

  1. DarthGibblet says:

    Sounds like Riddles needs an 80s-style movie montage to make him better at video games.

  2. Ethos says:

    Oh man, if I lived in Murfreesboro, we’d be shooting that right now.

  3. SiliconNooB says:

    Well you’ll just have to help him out more when he gets stuck. :D

  4. Riddles says:

    I will end you.

  5. SiliconNooB says:

    Not without a little help you won’t …

  6. DarthGibblet says:

    Maybe some sort of video game decathalon is in order to settle this…

  7. Ethos says:

    @SN – BAHA HA HA HA HA. I couldn’t have said it better myself!
    Good luck ending me, n00b! It’s obvious that I’d pwn your ass if you tried!
    And Darth – whenever Riddles decides to make his way up here to visit me, it’s obvious something of that sort is in order…

  8. SiliconNooB says:

    I think you’ll have to buy Oliver an Action Replay for Xmas, that way he won’t have to ring you up every five minutes for hints on how to beat a boss etc.

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