“Ethos Presents Forza 3 Week?”

So, let me get this straight: instead of showcasing the pure, orgasmic awesomeness of BioShock and its upcoming sequel, we’re having a week based on some dumb RACING GAME?

Yeah, I know it’s a bit late to complain, but it still hurts. Oh, and in case you haven’t noticed, your Forza 3 Week SUCKS. A lot. Unless you manage to whip up some amazing shit for these remaining four days, I will officially label this week a failure. But then, you’re used to those, now aren’t you?

Like my latest HLL implied, you are a stupid, scheming, theme-week stealing douchebag. You also have gay hair.

Speaking of HLL, there WILL be one tonight, but not until late. I’m actually at work right now, but we’re rather dead, so I figured I’d take the time to write you some well-deserved hate mail.

By the way, I know you haven’t played any Brutal Legend lately, but how far did you get? I’ve played a decent bit over the last few days, and let me tell you, some of those later battles get fucking BRUTAL.

HAHAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!

Erm. Anyway. The battles really DO get difficult, and I’m actually kinda pissed off at the game right now. I’ve considered the possibility that I might, in fact, just suck ass. To confirm this, I need to know if you’ve played (and completed) the same battle I’m stuck on.

But then I remember that you’re never on AIM, because you’re a reclusive asshole. So, uh. HINTHINT.

Anyway. That’s all I guess.

p.s: do you plan on buying Modern Warfare 2? If so, which system? We could totally online-multiplayer that shit up.

p.p.s: nobody cares about Forza 3. NOBODY

p.p.p.s:  I love you, man

Tags: BRUTAL difficulty, Fuck Forza 3, Love/Hate relationships, Private Correspondence, Vitriolic anger

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