Dear Riddles,

Ugh.
Bioshock 2 Week. I don’t even remember HOW you convinced me to do that shit.
We’re having a hard enough time coming up with content for this week, how the hell are we supposed to talk about a shady sequel that doesn’t come out for a while?
Bah.
Oh well, at least we know to not do the same week twice in a row unless we’re prepared. We just beat Uncharted 2 REALLY quickly, and Forza 3 unexpectedly threw me off the Brutal Legend path. Oh yeah, speaking of, I should probably tell the readers that the “secret early game” I got was Forza 3. They’ll be disappointed, but too bad. The game is THE SHIT!! So fucking good. Anyway, to prove that I got it early, I took a picture of my copy on top of my favourite shirt. I would tell you to look and drool, but I know you care about it just as much as I care about Bioshock 2. You haven’t even responded to me yet, so I don’t know why I’m even writing this. Work needs to slow down soon and we need to start making some cash off of this site. Advertising campaigns? Contests? Theft? I’m going to play more Forza. Later, asshat.
forza3

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3 Responses to “Dear Riddles,”

  1. SiliconNooB says:

    What on earth are you going to do for Bioshock 2 week? Post daily pictures of you hitting Oliver over the head with a rolled up newspaper? You should have made it a retrospective of Bioshock 1 week, since that’s what it’ll inevitabley become anyway.

  2. SiliconNooB says:

    -I’m just going to wait for GT5 instead.

  3. Constipated_Cow says:

    …*chuckles about the awfulness of the tshirt*

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