Werd,

Glad you blew your load for Uncharted 2. Sorry for taking so long to get back to you but I’ve been busy, y’know, posting Hey! Look! Listen!s. No big deal or anything, you prick.

Okay, that’s not fair because I wanted to do it, and called you to tell you I would, but still: I thought that “dropped” story was fucking hilarious and nobody else seemed to share that idea. I just think you were raging with jealousy. But hey! When are you not?

Speaking of your RAGE: get over yourself with Assassin’s Creed! It’s NOT worth Chris and Mikel’s time. Apparently the second one takes to heart all the shooting in the foot that the first one does, so why not start there? What you’re suggesting is like “Oh no no, eat that mushy bruised apple and THEN eat that fresh ripe one. It’ll build character”. I actually praised Assassin’s Creed a lot more than I thought I would. Plus, we all have shitty games that we love, but most of us can admit that the game is shitty. Like me and Tecmo Stackers. MAN that game is awful, but god help me, I’ve played hours and hours and hours and hours of it and I’ve loved every one of them.

Anyhoo, to keep your trend of rambling, I should defend Prince of Persia. We both agree it is hardly amazing. And I agree that the combat is ultimately worse, but it’s the ONE place that PoP shows more potential than AC (DLC being ignored). But POTENTIAL aside, PoP is the clear victor. More interesting storyline? C’mon. Ohhh…ohhmygod…oh…I’m in a machine and some old man and some chick are trying to find something locked away in my minndd..ohhh. Gimme a break. To be fair, Prince of Persia’s story isn’t really any more interesting, but the characters are. The little chats with Lucy aren’t bad, but I had a much better time seeing how far I could take the proud and occasionally flirty ramblings of the Prince and Elika. Prince of Persia had the fair superior mood. The music was better, the art style was WAY better, I had 9875932807432 times more fun searching for the orbs than I did searching for those shitty ass flags. All said and done, Prince of Persia is MORE FUN and LESS ANNOYING than Assassin’s Creed, no matter how flawed both games are. GET OVER IT!

But I’m starting to sound like you, so I’d better stop before I kill myself.

Wow, this was really full of hate! I love you, man! You’d better fucking make it up here for the winter time. We’ve got foosball/gaming/3am-restaurant-going-to/legal drinking to do!

_ethos

ps. I wonder if the readers are going to be HAPPY or ANGRY that next week is essentially a continuation of this week. Oh well, I guess we’ll find out! I think this week has gone well.

pps. I’ve attached that picture of a baby I drew for Lusipurr.com. Yes, it was originally meant to be baby Ethan, but it has multiple purposes.

Tags: Private Correspondence

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