God of War Collection Thoughts

kratosAfter being impressed by seeing it run on the PS3, I relieved resident asshole, The Broken Finger of his God of War Collection copy yesterday. I work pretty late during the first half of the week, so I only got a few hours in, so these aren’t complete impressions, but rather just some opening thoughts.

It’s important to note that I have played a notably small amount of the two games. In fact, I only tried the original God of War for about an hour and stopped because I thought it was pretty bad.

However, that was a few years ago and I think I had a headache. And since I only have headaches about once every 2 years, I think it’s safe to say that it could have affected my opinion. The point is that I am more impressed this time. The HD resolution makes a huge difference. It’s easy to say that because, unfortunately, there are a number of in-engine cutscenes that didn’t get the treatment for whatever reason and they look like crap in comparison. I’m also playing on Easy because I think I just suck at the game. I’m surprisingly good at games like Uncharted and Call of Duty, but I guess button combination games are a weak spot for me since I blow at fighting games too. Anyway, the game is fun so far, and I’m content with my purchase. If I beat it this year, I may even review it… That is if Riddles and I can ever settle on our review format.

Before I leave, The Broken Finger wrote alternate text for these thoughts, and I couldn’t make this post without sharing them with you all. In fact, I wonder if I should have just left the following post up instead. Verbatim.

“This game made me feel really bonery. Meaning, I started playing the game with no boner, but once it got underway, I had a one way ticket to Boner City.”

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6 Responses to “God of War Collection Thoughts”

  1. Abe80 says:

    mmmm boner-ific

  2. DarthGibblet says:

    I’ve never been a huge fan of the games. I’ve tried to get into the first one on several occasions, and while I didn’t hate it, I wasn’t compelled to play it again after the first sitting (kind of the same as my feelings towards GTA IV, but with less frustration). That being said, I’ve never gotten a chance to really play it in my “ideal” gaming environment (basement, lights dimmed, no distractions, comfy seat, ect.). If the collection drops to $20 or so some time in the future, I very well may pick it up. If nothing else, then I can actually know what I’m talking about when my girlfriend makes references to it.

  3. SiliconNooB says:

    Does NATE LILES write for the Broken Finger by any chance?

  4. DarthGibblet says:

    Well, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if people are trying to copy NATE LILES now legendary wit. He really should have it patented or something before things get really out of hand.

  5. Ethos says:

    I know, can you believe it’s not Nate Liles?
    I was going to say something before I quoted it, but I assumed it would come up in the comments.
    I was right.

  6. SiliconNooB says:

    It appears that someone is attempting to steal the essence of NATE LILES.

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