Gah, thank goodness that eyesore is gone.
The very definition of epic.
I mean, uh, welcome one and all to Swords and Sorcery Week! Like the banner? I designed it myself. Turns out I can work a little photoshop magic myself if I put my mind to it.
You’ve likely noticed that I stole the dragon from Dragon Age: Origins’ logo. It’s an homage to the game, which comes out tomorrow, and also an appropriate image for, y’know… a Swords and Sorcery week. Unfortunately, the odds of either me or Ethos acquiring a copy of Dragon Age are looking rather slim, since we’re both rather broke at the moment. There will come a day in which BioWare will send us free copies of their games, but, ah… that day is not today. Nor is it tomorrow. Or anytime this week, I wager.
Nonetheless, while we can’t get our grubby hands on a copy of the game itself, Riddlethos will take this week to honor and perhaps even discuss the undeniable appeal of swords, sorcery, and the like. So, grab your pointy hats and wooden blades, dear readers; it’s time to slay dragons, rescue fair maidens, and hopefully walk away with some valuable treasure in hand.
And just to be clear from the start, anyone who makes a lewd “sword crossing” joke in reference to myself and Ethos will be banished forthwith from the kingdom of Riddlethos. Under pain of death.
Tags: New Theme Week
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the greatest movie of all time.
Agreed about Holy Grail, not agreed about the crossing swords jokes. Bring ‘em on!
…why are you still awake?
If you don’t want to talk to me that’s fine. Just give me the TRUTH instead of lying and saying you’re going to SLEEP
Asshat.
*sobs*
Crossing sword jokes? I don’t get it? Do you mean you and Ethos crossing penisses in the raptures of a firery embrace?
Oh god believe me I was trying to sleep.
I typed that from my iPod.
@SN – That sounds like heaven! Keep it up!