We’ve been delivering incredible content for this site for 5 months straight, and now that it’s Christmas, we’re going to take a small break. That’s right, it’s a big fuck you to all you faithful readers who have kept us going to this point!
But just in case that last paragraph made you sigh a breath of relief, don’t throw a party just yet, we’ll be back in full swing next week. Also, just because Riddles and I aren’t planning on posting doesn’t mean we won’t, necessarily. It just means you very likely won’t see any of our regular weekly features. But who knows?! It’s Christmas Break, so we’ll do what we want.
Until then, read the indisputably terrible Fireside Games List I made during Winter Week. And if that doesn’t depress you enough, Riddles wrote an unthinkably bad Winterscape List. There’s also no reason to not figuratively beat your brain with a brick even more by spending 4 hours struggling through my Zelda: Spirit Tracks review or Riddles’ Assassin’s Creed 2 review.
Don’t forget about the RSS feed for comments on the sidebar. That way you can keep up to date with any conversations or debate that might be happening on Riddlethos when there’s not new content being shoved down your throats.
But for now, I’m going to make breakfast and then play Dragon Quest VIII for 20 hours and not write about it. Why? Fuck You! It’s Christmas Break Week!

I think this post really captures the spirit of Christmas (btw, is it just me, or has Ethos gotten much hotter since his last picture? Riddles, too, for that matter!). Hope everybody has a good, relaxing break and a good time celebrating whatever winter-solstice-time holiday you celebrate. Personally, I’ll be sacrificing a monkey to Ba’al for a plentiful harvest come summertime.
Well fuck you too! XD
aaaah, what a spirit of christmas indeed AND for all of you , I want to say this: FUCK YOU DOLPHIN AND FUCK YOU WHAAALEEE ! XD , and marry christmas :D
hey nerds post some content…video games don’t take time off neither should you
@Abe80: I know, seriously, what kinds of slackers run this site.
WORST SITE EVER!!!
I say we burn this motherfucker to the ground. Who’s with me!
@DarthGibblet: Me XD
@DG- You fetch the pitchforks, I’ll bring the fire!
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This comment thread is on the verge of becoming a social experiment.
Of course, now that I’ve stepped in, I’ve ruined it.
Yeah, nice one fuck-tard!
@SN: we’re missing an opportunity here! Riddles has the ability to destroy the site from within! I saw we recruit him into our pact. And by “recruit” I mean “threaten his pets until he agrees to do whatever we want.”
@DG: That sounds like a plan but what about Ethos? I say we give him a cookie to keep him distracted
Bah-ha, Ferchu, nice South Park reference up there.
This thread is awesome, we should stop posting more often!
@Ethos: Would you like some delicious cookies?
@DG- I thought Oliver was already doing his level best to undermine the site?