Yep, I’m Going to Toronto

It’s true! Tomorrow morning I’ll be boarding a plane and flying off to that mystical city up north where a certain Ethos resides. I’m hoping for a relaxing vacation.

It ¬†should also be a bit of an eye-opener, seeing that I’ve a) never flown on a plane before, and b) never seen a city larger than Nashville. (And I think we’ve been over how much I dislike Nashville.)

I only hope I’m allowed to shower while I’m there. Canadians may not be partial to general cleanliness, but I happen to be. Call it one of those homey Southern values if you must, but I enjoy a daily shower.

But then again, once I’m there, all rules are out the window. This should be an exciting week…


2 Responses to “Yep, I’m Going to Toronto”

  1. DarthGibblet says:

    Have a safe flight, Riddles!

  2. Andogo says:

    A daily shower? Well, that… does… happen. But you should know that there’s a temporal dilation field at the house of ‘thos. I think C. S. Lewis described a similar phenomenon in his Narnia books. Only, you know, in this case, it’s the real world where time goes by faster. And by real world I mean Canada.

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