Changes, Changes…

photoHello, Hello. It’s Riddles. I’m still alive.

Apologies for last week. It was a bit hard on me, to say the least. I won’t go into detail, but to give you a general idea of how weird last week was for me, I’ll tell you that I am now unemployed.

Yep! That’s right! I, Riddles, have no job. I’m a poor, jobless fuck.

Anyway. Hopefully the job situation will be resolved shortly. For now, I have no excuse at all to ignore Riddlethos, so don’t be surprised if you hear a lot from me this week.

Despite the fact I have absolutely no interest in Pokemon. Seriously. Pokemon? Never did get into that shit.

But hey, how about that Blue Dragon review, eh? I wrote that thing almost three years ago. No idea why; for my own personal amusement, I suppose. But now it’s available for the amusement of all!

I actually have a lot of old reviews that I wrote just for kicks back when I was young(er). In fact, I have more than that – I have a lengthy novelization of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time that I wrote during my angsty teenage years.

Quite an amusing read, I have to say. Maybe I should start posting it on Riddlethos chapter-by-chapter. That would be ONE way to kill our readership entirely.

Anyway. I have a feeling this week will be interesting. Look for a Hey! Look! Listen! tomorrow, and some of my belated God of War III thoughts thereafter.



11 Responses to “Changes, Changes…”

  1. SiliconNooB says:

    Were you molesting the customers again?

  2. DarthGibblet says:

    hehe, wow, hell of a way to start the week. Hopefully things get better soon!

    @SN: It’s Tennessee. I’m sure they’ve come to expect a certain amount of molestation with their food service.

  3. SiliconNooB says:

    Ah, but I’m sure that Oliver goes above and beyond in terms of customer service!

  4. DarthGibblet says:

    To be fair, I’m sure he’s just trying to get a good tip (pun intended)!

  5. SiliconNooB says:

    Skimming the cream …

  6. Ethos says:


  7. ConstipatedCow says:

    Review Red Steel 2 or I will be sad.

  8. Ethos says:

    Sorry, I have games to play. I’ll turn my Wii on again for Galaxy 2.

  9. SiliconNooB says:

    A CORE title for the WII which requires MOTION PLUS, could they have possibly thought up a way to limit it’s sales potential more?

  10. Ethos says:

    In its defence, the original sold a million and the Motion Plus is packaged with the game.
    Although, it probably sold really well because it was a launch game, and the Wii’s philosophy wasn’t fully…er…realized yet.
    Still, it has a better chance to sell well than a lot of Wii titles.

  11. DarthGibblet says:

    Having the Motion Plus bundled with the game will help, but there’s still the problem of it being a core title :f. Sadly, I don’t really think it will have much success, no matter the quality. But best of luck to them regardless!

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