Hello, Hello. It’s Riddles. I’m still alive.
Apologies for last week. It was a bit hard on me, to say the least. I won’t go into detail, but to give you a general idea of how weird last week was for me, I’ll tell you that I am now unemployed.
Yep! That’s right! I, Riddles, have no job. I’m a poor, jobless fuck.
Anyway. Hopefully the job situation will be resolved shortly. For now, I have no excuse at all to ignore Riddlethos, so don’t be surprised if you hear a lot from me this week.
Despite the fact I have absolutely no interest in Pokemon. Seriously. Pokemon? Never did get into that shit.
But hey, how about that Blue Dragon review, eh? I wrote that thing almost three years ago. No idea why; for my own personal amusement, I suppose. But now it’s available for the amusement of all!
I actually have a lot of old reviews that I wrote just for kicks back when I was young(er). In fact, I have more than that – I have a lengthy novelization of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time that I wrote during my angsty teenage years.
Quite an amusing read, I have to say. Maybe I should start posting it on Riddlethos chapter-by-chapter. That would be ONE way to kill our readership entirely.
Anyway. I have a feeling this week will be interesting. Look for a Hey! Look! Listen! tomorrow, and some of my belated God of War III thoughts thereafter.