Sunday Soapbox: Why Riddles Sucks

soapboxArgh, can’t I take a short break once in a while? I even did the leg-work. I was able to snag a preview copy of God of War III for a weekend, so I beat it in that time and had a review prepared for day one of this disastrous week. Our stats were up, our Final Fantasy XIII Week content was great, I thought it was all set. Wrong. I tell my sandbag of a partner, Riddles, that my girlfriend is coming into town for a few days and I won’t be around so much to provide supplementary material. He says that makes sense anyway since I’ve already beat the game, and he’ll be able to provide more real-time impressions. Great, right? Well the material for this week speaks for itself. I don’t know what his excuse is, I don’t want to know. I’m sure it’s something like “well, I was lonely without you, Ethos, I was too busy crying to write anything about God of War III even though I’ve been playing it.” Psshaw.

Well guess what? I’m back and I’m taking over, baby. Riddles didn’t want it to happen, but now he doesn’t get a say. Next week will be “Ethos Presents: Pokémon Silver Madness Extraordinaire Week!”, and the banner will be FUCKING HIDEOUS. That’s what you get when you abandon such a beautiful baby like

Yes, this barely qualifies as a Sunday Soapbox, but this also barely qualified as a theme week. See you all next week when Scatter Storming and content in general will return.

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6 Responses to “Sunday Soapbox: Why Riddles Sucks”

  1. Ethos says:

    That’s gotta find its way onto the site somehow.

  2. SiliconNooB says:

    … When Loliver drops the ball we have to amuse ourselves …

  3. ConstipatedCock says:

    Have you considered firing riddles and hiring a Muppet?

    Kermit the Frog anyone? Hoy-yoooo!

  4. Ethos says:

    Not a bad idea!
    Cow, did you change your name to Cock, or is Riddles fiddling about?

  5. ConstipatedCow says:

    I’ll never tell! Harass riddles, maybe he’ll reveal his secret!

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