ROAAAARRR!!!

"I'd like to order Riddle brains"

"I'd like to order Riddle brains"

Don’t ask me how I did it, don’t ask me what I went through, don’t…just…don’t ask me how I did it. But I’m here. I’m crawling back. Riddles’ boring reign of drunken slow-moving terror is over. But I can’t do this alone. Everybody rally your support behind Zombie Ethos! Photoshop this picture of me so that I’m eating Riddles, put a crown on my head, give me lots of peach pie! It’s all good. As much as I hate the creepy fucker that is Riddles, we’re a balance, and he needs my wacky shit (and my consistency, and my industry inside), and I need him to remember why I rock so hard. Also, because when I’m around, you get YouTube videos that aren’t incredibly off-sync. Again: I’m actually the professional one. Remember the videos I produced when he was in Toronto? 720p on YouTube. None of this 360p garbage with the audio a good full second off. Oh, and I was born in 1986, Riddles you taintcleaner, not 1988. I’m the adult of the house. Now this is older, but it’s how to make a very quick video with PROPER SYNCING! E-gads.

Here’s a link to a high-res picture of Zombiethos.

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14 Responses to “ROAAAARRR!!!”

  1. Allegra says:

    I had no idea it was “Riddle-Thos” but I guess that just makes me a hooligan.

  2. Blitzmage says:

    no longer does a staurt sit upon the throne of riddlethos, the true king has returned a great day this is to be alive!

  3. DarthGibblet says:

    @Blitzmage: If you start singing Tolkien-style poetry, I’m out of here :F.

  4. Blitzmage says:

    O naid i gennin im
    O lyth e-barth a gwilwilith
    Ne laer i vanner lim

    I think by the fire under the starlight about things that I saw
    About flowers of the field and butterflies in summers that went quickly

    O lhiath a golas malen
    Ne daint i lais gwennin
    Na chith ah anor celebren
    A gwaewath or find nin

    About gossamer strands and yellow leaves in autumns past
    With mist and silver sun and winds upon my hair

    Im nauthon nan naur vi vuil
    Maven natha i ardhon
    Ias tol i riw ben ethuil
    Ir im u-genithon

    I think by the fire in shadow, how the world will be
    When the winter comes without a spring that I shall not see

    An nadath laew nar annan
    I ulu im cennin
    Vin eryn ned ethuil ban
    Nar ennas laegath gwin.

    For many things there are yet that I never saw
    In the wood in every spring there are new green things

    Im hevin nan naur a nauthon
    O gwaith nedin lu iaur
    A gwaith i cenitha ardhon
    Ir istathon u aur.

    I sit by the fire and think about people in old times
    And people who will see a world that I will see on no day

    Dan iar im nan naur peliel
    Oh aurath ioer nauthon
    Laston a thail etheliel
    A lemmaid nan annon.

    But when I, by the fading fire, think about ancient days
    I listen for returning feet and voices at the door.

  5. Andogo says:

    Are you missing the first line in the first stanza?

  6. Blitzmage says:

    don’t think so

  7. SiliconNooB says:

    @Ethos- Thankyou for not wearing an unbuttoned shirt in your video, it is heartening to see someone maintaining standards. Also that perfectly synced video was a nice touch.

  8. Ethos says:

    Thank you, thank you, and brains.

  9. Riddles says:

    Goddamn zombies. Always one-upping me.

  10. Blitzmage says:

    The King of Zombies is always one step ahead of an idiot Stuart

  11. SiliconNooB says:

    Hey now, that’s a bit harsh! Oliver just comes from Tennessee.

  12. Blitzmage says:

    Which is the ultimate hick state

  13. SiliconNooB says:

    You have turned my subtext into text.

  14. Blitzmage says:

    your welcome good sir

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