STOP THE PRESSES, ASSHOLES!
Yes, it’s finally happened, folks. In a press release just sent out from Nintendo, they confirmed that starting MAY FUCKING NINTH every single Wii console now comes bundled with Wii Sports Resort and Wii Motion Plus! There’s no WAY this was super-overdue or anything! And if that wasn’t enough: impress your friends! Buy a black Wii that everybody’s been talking about for years and years! FINALLY!
Despite my *ahem* very minor sarcasm, this is actually interesting news, especially noting that Nintendo didn’t wait until e3 to announce it.
Famed commenter and noted Australianist, SiliconNoob has asked if this NEW AMAZING deal will go for the current low low price for $199! UNBELIEVABLY HE IS CORRECT! ($209 in Canada)
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