-Who are you guys?
-We’re Star Fox
-You’ll never defeat Andross!!
-You did it! I was worried for a moment
-We’re heading out. All aircraft report.
-I’m fine, you okay over there, fox?
-It’s quiet, too quiet…Be careful, it’s a trap!
-Location confirmed, sending supplies
You’re becoming more like your father -
-Do a barrel roll!
-You’re becoming a better pilot!
-If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me!
-AAAAAaaaAAaAAAAA
-Never give up my son
-Father?
-Never give up, trust your instincts!
Ah-ha! Thought you could hide from me, ‘eh? -
-Escaping? I don’t think so!
-Something’s up ahead. Look’s different!
-I guess you’re good for something!
-Don’t party just yet!
-Slippy’s not such a screw up after all!
Can’t let you do that, Star Fox -
-Andross has ordered us to take you down!
-Andross’ enemy is MYYYyyyy enemy
-Daddy screamed REAL good before he died!
-Annoying bird! I am the great Leon!
-Hold still and let me shoot you!
-You can’t beat me! I’ve got a better ship!!
-Stick to the pond, froggy!
What’s Wrong? Is that it?
-I guess I should be thankful
-Star Fox, we are in your debt. I would be honored to have you as part of the Cornerian…
-Oh no, sir. We prefer doing things our own way.
-It’s time for us to go now.
-Sorry to jet, but I’m in a hurry

I take issue with the first tag to your “article”.
It’s true though! I could never hope to compare to the awesomeness that is Star Fox 64 quotes! Also, that’s the best cover ever. And that’s a lot coming from a narcissist!
I would have preferred Oliver quotes.
Ah, but this is “Awesome One-Liners Week” not “Depressing One-Liners Week”.
Have you lost your mind? There are no one-liners more awesome than Oliver’s.
See, I don’t know if “awesome” is the right word. Unintentionally hilarious, maybe! Although I suppose that sums up Star Fox 64 too. Man, what a great game.
No awesome, Oliver’s words leave you feeling absolutely floored, they are so harrowing and mirth inducing that they could only be described as awesome …
Last time I called my house, my mom didn’t know who I was?
I’m a banana?
I suck cock all the time?
There’s no exploration in Metroid?