Scatter Storming. Issue #028

Ah, someone wants to play -

-Who are you guys?
-We’re Star Fox
-You’ll never defeat Andross!!

-You did it! I was worried for a moment

-We’re heading out. All aircraft report.

-I’m fine, you okay over there, fox?

-It’s quiet, too quiet…Be careful, it’s a trap!

-Location confirmed, sending supplies

You’re becoming more like your father -

-Do a barrel roll!

-You’re becoming a better pilot!

-If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me!
-AAAAAaaaAAaAAAAA
-Never give up my son
-Father?

-Never give up, trust your instincts!

Ah-ha! Thought you could hide from me, ‘eh? -

-Escaping? I don’t think so!

-Something’s up ahead. Look’s different!

-I guess you’re good for something!

-Don’t party just yet!

-Slippy’s not such a screw up after all!

Can’t let you do that, Star Fox -

-Andross has ordered us to take you down!

-Andross’ enemy is MYYYyyyy enemy

-Daddy screamed REAL good before he died!

-Annoying bird! I am the great Leon!

-Hold still and let me shoot you!

-You can’t beat me! I’ve got a better ship!!

-Stick to the pond, froggy!

What’s Wrong? Is that it?

-I guess I should be thankful

-Star Fox, we are in your debt. I would be honored to have you as part of the Cornerian…
-Oh no, sir. We prefer doing things our own way.
-It’s time for us to go now.

-Sorry to jet, but I’m in a hurry

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8 Responses to “Scatter Storming. Issue #028”

  1. SiliconNooB says:

    I take issue with the first tag to your “article”.

  2. Ethos says:

    It’s true though! I could never hope to compare to the awesomeness that is Star Fox 64 quotes! Also, that’s the best cover ever. And that’s a lot coming from a narcissist!

  3. SiliconNooB says:

    I would have preferred Oliver quotes.

  4. Ethos says:

    Ah, but this is “Awesome One-Liners Week” not “Depressing One-Liners Week”.

  5. SiliconNooB says:

    Have you lost your mind? There are no one-liners more awesome than Oliver’s.

  6. Ethos says:

    See, I don’t know if “awesome” is the right word. Unintentionally hilarious, maybe! Although I suppose that sums up Star Fox 64 too. Man, what a great game.

  7. SiliconNooB says:

    No awesome, Oliver’s words leave you feeling absolutely floored, they are so harrowing and mirth inducing that they could only be described as awesome …

  8. kenjujuu says:

    Last time I called my house, my mom didn’t know who I was?
    I’m a banana?
    I suck cock all the time?
    There’s no exploration in Metroid?

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