I’m Back. Bitches.

Yeah. That’s right. You thought, hoped, even prayed that you were rid of me. But whatever deity you place your faith in wasn’t listening, you poor unfortunate fucks; here I am,

And I can see that this place has gone to all-hell while I’ve been away. Ethos really is useless without me, it seems. Kinda pathetic. At least he had the sense to worship me in his most recent Soapbox. Otherwise I might have taken this opportunity to simply blast him; as it stands now, I must begrudgingly give him some thanks for holding things down for the last month or so.

At this point, you’re probably all wondering why I left you for a solid month. And, while I’d almost like to sit down and tell you exactly why, I’m afraid there are a few too many layers and complexities behind my decision. Let’s just say, I needed some time, and I’ve had my time. I’m ready to jump back into things.

Later today, you can expect to see a big, beautiful new edition of Hey! Look! Listen! for the first time in god-knows how long. Right now, you can look below to see a picture that, no doubt, describes your feelings towards my return.

Yeah, I have no idea what this is. I found it on the internet.

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5 Responses to “I’m Back. Bitches.”

  1. SiliconNooB says:

    It’s a doormat Oliver.

  2. Riddles says:

    Fuck, THAT’S what it is.

  3. Ethos says:

    Oliver Motok, everybody.

  4. Ferchu says:

    he is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack xD

  5. DarthGibblet says:

    Damn! Vishnu never listens to my prayers. Anybody know if Thor’s more responsive?

    In either case, though, welcome back Riddles!

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