The Five Sexiest Chicks in Gaming – #5: Jessica Albert

To turn the world upside down, Riddles started the sexy dudes list and I’m kicking off the sexy chick list. It’s Bizarro World, yes, but we like to keep you on your toes.

Jessica Albert has big boobs, can yield a whip, and has a British accent. Do I really need to explain why she’s sexy? This curvaceous firecracker isn’t just about the looks and sounds, though. She also is sassy, strong-willed, but also has that necessary soft spot for the people she cares about. Dragon Quest VIII is not really a game I praise for characters, but Jessica definitely helps redeem the point by countering Angelo’s smarm and Yangus’ stupidity with her wit, spunk, and – of course – sexiness.

Now Jessica has a number of points against her as well. While endearing, she’s not a particularly complex character, and she also turns evil and green for a time which is decidedly not sexy. Still, she has become a sex symbol of the PS2 era and required a mention on this lowbrow list.

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7 Responses to “The Five Sexiest Chicks in Gaming – #5: Jessica Albert”

  1. SiliconNooB says:


  2. Ethos says:

    Really what? You’d deny Jessica is sexy? She’s one of the more iconic video game sex symbols.

  3. SiliconNooB says:

    Iconic to who? You?

  4. Ferchu says:

    She is sexy . I aprove =D

  5. Ethos says:

    Just look at fan art, Jessica is a top choice. She’s mentioned and drawn countless times. Maybe you don’t agree (for whatever crazy reason), but she’s often drooled over.

  6. SiliconNooB says:

    I didn’t know that is was possible to drool over Toriyama art (silly me, there probably isn’t a fanboy subset on the internet who hasn’t made the franchise of their obsession into either hentai or erotic fanfiction).

  7. Ethos says:

    Bah-ha, I agree otherwise, SN. But this is Jessica. I’m not a fan of the Toriyama style either, but give credit where credit is due!

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