Happy Birthday Riddles

No picture is more appropriate for this post than this beauty. Thank you, SiliconNooB for its creation.

I miss my friend Oliver Motok.

Reading over old RPGamer QnAs, I can only imagine that our impending epic friendship was more apparent to our readers than it was to myself. It’s difficult to have such good friends that live so far away. My girlfriend has been in a different province for months from when we started dating, Lusipurr and Nate Liles live in Michigan and I haven’t seen them in far too long, and Oliver Motok lives in Murfreesboro: Lost City of Dreams.

It oddly struck me as I was washing dishes just minutes ago. Sure, Riddles and I talk all the time and we run a website together, but I can’t ignore the fact that one of my greatest friends lives in another country. Sometimes I just want to hang out with the guy, and it’s impossible without a lot of planning and cash. Because for all the shit we all give him, Oliver is a loyal friend. He doesn’t judge (much), he is smart and creative, he enjoys good company and is easy and fun to hang out with.

So on his birthday (sorta), I want to sincerely and fruitily honour Oliver Motok and his embittered friendship to me and his invaluable personality on this site. And until we are finally in the same city one glorious day in the future, I will continue to simultaneously miss him and be thankful for his friendship. Happy birthday, Riddles.

How’s THAT for sap, mother fuckers?!

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10 Responses to “Happy Birthday Riddles”

  1. Andogo says:

    I give it 10 maples trees out of 1 Canadian backyard. I don’t know what that works out to. Depends on the Canadian?

  2. SiliconNooB says:

    You’re welcome.

    But really, “Murfreesboro: Lost City of Dreams”? Really?!

  3. Ethos says:

    I’ve called it “Murfreesboro: City of Dreams” since the website started! Despite the sincerity of the rest of the post, I am always sarcastic when I talk about Murfreesboro.

  4. SiliconNooB says:

    Murfreesboro: Cradle of civilisation!

  5. Ethos says:

    Now you’re getting the hang of it!

  6. SiliconNooB says:

    Murfreesboro: Jewel in America’s crown!

  7. Ethos says:

    Murfreesboro: Beacon of Hope and Happiness During Dark Times.

  8. Constipated_Cow says:

    Ethos = > BFF than Riddles!

    Riddles didn’t make a sweet post for Ethos!

    Riddles = bad friend.

    Cow = bad friend for not remembering Ethos’ birthday.

    Cow = grunt!

  9. SiliconNooB says:

    Murfreesboro: City of Mosques and bathing.

  10. Andogo says:

    Wasn’t there a soapbox?

    Also, current Flowers tally: “So… what’s the point?” five, “OMFG I LOVE IT” zero

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