Ethos – Ethan, or “Ethos the Magnificent” was born as the internet’s twin. He was raised with the internet, acts like the internet, and especially looks like the internet. When not performing in Internet cover bands, Ethos the Magnificent tries to stuff his empty life full of anything creative. This includes writing, reading, gaming, playing piano, crying, and much more. Ethos the Magnificent also hails from the glorious land of Canada, so whenever you see “colour” and “favourite” spelled correctly on the site, you’ll know Ethos wrote it. Although lovable, Ethos is pretentious and often blinded by his own inspiration, he needs Riddles to bring him down to earth. You can sing your praises to Ethos at email@example.com.
Riddles – Oliver, known hereabouts as “Riddles the Terrible,” is currently on a bloody campaign to overthrow the internet and enslave its numerous denizens. Ethos the so-called “magnificent” is nothing more than a hapless pawn in his scheme, but as it stands now, poor Ethos is entirely unaware of this fact. Riddles intends to keep it this way as long as he can; for if Ethos was ever to discover the truth, Riddles would be forced to kill him. And that would be a shame, because as much as he tries to hide it, Riddles kinda likes the guy. When he’s not actively working towards his goal of WWWDomination, Riddles can be found playing videogames, writing his dark memoirs, and engaging in all different manners of anti-social, hard-assed behavior. You can worship Riddles at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Lameish – Evan, as his mother calls him, does his best to keep his hands clean of the murderous saga transpiring daily between Riddles and Ethos. He lives with his girlfriend in Scarborough, Ontario and is currently working in a big glass building downtown as a court reporter. This permits him an abundance of time to spend conjuring, consuming, and considering creative content. His interests include (but are not limited to): alliteration, creative and journalistic writing, DIY music scenes, clothing made of wool, caffeine, video games, and exercise. Lameish paid an awful lot of money for a university degree in this kind of stuff, so if he’s no good at it, there’s no excuse. Tell him so at email@example.com.
Important Others -
Charlie – Artist, lover, Web designer extraordinaire, this is truly a Charlie of all trades. You can check out his site, or e-mail him with tech questions that Riddlethos themselves have no idea about at firstname.lastname@example.org
The Artists – To provide a new banner every week we need a super team of dedicated, talented, and trained artist-monkeys to do our bidding. This list likely and hopefully will be constantly updating, so check back if you enjoy the art. Try clicking their names! Something might happen. Then again, something might not and you’ll be left a little disappointed.