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Here’s Some Really Terrible Voice Acting…

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
jackridley

Very cute, but they can sound awful...

Yes, I may have just listed Jack and Ridley as a couple that just barely didn’t make Riddlethos’ Top Five Romance Hits last week, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t completely rail off on the voice acting for the game that their romance takes place in. Radiata Stories was a random buy for me. I think I was still relatively new to the PS2 world, and so I was greedily buying everything that looked like a half-decent RPG. I got lucky with Radiata Stories as it is a fun and sweet tale with some really intriguing mechanics if I can remember correctly. I never actually beat the game. I was going up that stupid maze thing at the end when some sand or something shot me back down to the bottom. I promptly said “fuck this” and never beat it. I think I eventually watched both endings on YouTube. Anyway, loved the game at the time. I went back to replay it, and while it didn’t hook me in the same way, my feelings weren’t particularly soured, I just put it down fairly soon after I started.

But back to the voice acting! I did some research almost 4 months ago for an old article for Lusipurr.com. I was shocked. I watched probably close to an hour of cutscenes, and I couldn’t believe the performances. I didn’t remember thinking that it had bad voice acting, and while some of it was the pacing of the scenes, the vast majority of the actors were terrible. Perhaps because it was a wacky comedic game most of the time, the direction was to go over the top. But not only is the game ultimately darker than a lot of games that try to be dark, but one of the first rules of good comedy is to commit to the scene. If the people are believable, the ridiculous things will seem more ridiculous! Instead, there’s just a lot of terrible over-acting. Anyway, that’s one rant about yet another great game with really disappointing voice acting (save the expected exceptions)

Hey! Look! Listen!

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Another Tuesday, another edition of Hey! Look! Listen! for your reading pleasure. I’m your host Oliver Motok, and… you knew that already.

I started Ultimate Alliance 2 last night. I wasn’t blown away, but then, I only played the first hour or so. I’ve yet to even reach the start of the “Civil War” storyline, which is the main thing about the game that interests me. (Any other Marvel Comics nerds in the crowd who know what I’m talking about?) Of course, any game hot on the heels of Arkham Asylum is going to suffer for it.

Anyway. Let’s move on to the NEWS.

Ouch.

Ouch.

Hey, Yakuza 3 is Being Localized After All
I’ve never played Yakuza so I really don’t give a crap, but I imagine there’s plenty of people out there who do. So, to all the fans of Sega’s mafia-glorifying beat-em-up, REJOICE. According to 1UP, a “source close to the project” has informed them that the game is, in fact, being localized for North America. While this should still be taken with a grain of salt, it’s believable for two reasons: first, Sega hasn’t come forward to speak against the rumor, which only adds credibility. Second, it’s not completely out of left field – just last week, Sega of America assistant community manager Aaron Webber said that a North American release was not out of the question, as had been previously rumored.

“The original news story that went around about Yakuza 3 being declined for the US was false, and localizing the game still remains a big point of discussion for many people here at SEGA, and especially those of us on SEGA’s community team,” wrote Webber on the PlayStation Blog

I’m gonna go ahead and venture a guess that this is legit. Look for an official announcement at the upcoming Tokyo Game Show.

PlayStation 2, Dreamcast Titles May be Coming to PlayStation Network
Well, it was only a matter of time I suppose. Perhaps you recall a patent discover by Siliconera back in June, related to a technology that would allow the PlayStation 3 to emulate the Emotion Engine, and hence, play PS2 software. However, it’s been a number of months since we’ve heard any further developments

However, with a leaked document discovered by French site Objectif-Sega, the rumor mill is turning yet again. The document is apparently a list of notes from a meeting between Sega of America and Robert Dyer, senior vice president of publisher relations for Sony Computer Entertainment America. Among many other notes (take a look at the full article, it’s quite intriguing) is a brief mention of a PS2 emulator for the PS3 – which is listed as “confidential.” In addition to that is a note entitled “DC Digital Titles,” stating that Sony is interested in providing Dreamcast games for download.

MmmmHM. Interesting, very interesting. And it makes complete sense. Regardless of how trustworthy this particular “leak” may be, I have no doubt that PS2 games will be available on the PSN at some point in the future. There are, after all, over 1800 titles in the system’s library; offering them as digital downloads would only be another way for Sony to milk that cash cow. While it’s not quite as welcome as disc-based backwards compatibility would be, I’ll be happy to take what I can get at this point.

Ooooh!

Ooooh!

Valkyria Chronicles Trophies Still Possible
Again, this doesn’t really interest me, as much as I love Valkyria Chronicles. However, I’m happy to see that it’s (possibly) still receiving some support from both fans and its publisher. Also, I happen to know that dear Ethos would be a happy little Trophy whore if this were to come true.

Last Ranker May be Coming to North America
You familiar with Capcom’s upcoming RPG, Last Ranker? No? Me neither. In fact, I’d heard nothing about it until I learned that it had been trademarked in the US. And, while I still know nothing about it, I was intrigued by the names attached to the project – among them being Kazishige Nojima and Yoko Shimomura of Kingdom Hearts fame. Nojima was one of the chief writers of the Kingdom Hearts series, while Shimomura composed the music.

And that’s all I have. Other than a few bombshells, news has been relatively slow as of late. A calm before the storm of the Tokyo Game Show, methinks. ‘Till next time, dear readers.

Hands off Final Fantasy X!

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Hi!
Yes, this is Cheesy Voice Acting Week and yes, I told our lovely banner artist to make Yuna the focus of the banner, but the buck ends there, I think. I constantly tear Final Fantasy X to pieces and make it the centre of many voice acting complaints, but I’m not going to touch it this week. Nope. I’ve done it enough, and it’d be too easy and expected. It also gives the impression that I hate that game when I actually like it more than FFVII, and I love that game. So! Let’s see what happens when I actually use my brain…

Get it? I need to LAY OFF of Yuna? Heh? ...c'mon...

Get it? I need to LAY OFF of Yuna? Heh? ...c'mon...

Yikes, We Obviously Hate Yuna a Lot…

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Okay, seriously. She wasn’t THAT bad. Was she? Granted, it’s been some years since I’ve played Final Fantasy X, so I can’t really recall. Maybe I should fire it up again in order to confirm or deny.

In any case, welcome to Cheesy Voice Acting Week. I now realize what an unwieldy title that is, but it’s a bit late to change things at this point. I can’t really predict WHAT we’ll be bringing you in terms of content for the next seven days, but I can say with reasonable confidence that it’ll have something to do with… cheesy voice acting. Lord knows there’s plenty of it to sample from.

How am I, you ask? Doing fairly well, thanks for asking. A little tired, having worked all day. But I’m in that odd limbo stage where my body is tired, but my mind – brilliant piece of engineering that it is – remains wide awake. I’m also quite hungry, but I can’t do anything about that, because AS ALWAYS I have no damned food in this apartment.

Wait, you didn’t ask? Well fine, then. I’ll just leave. Enjoy Cheesy Voice Acting Week, you miserable peons.