In contrast to last week’s low-point in News Roundups, Riddles and Ethos blast through mostly ridiculous news stories until Ethos’ grammar implodes and Riddles backs away in fear.
But seriously, we don’t talk about anything that important, but at least we entertain in the process!
Ethos: Why does it feel like it’s been ages since our last Roundup?
Ethos: Maybe because I was scared of you last time.
Ethos: Maybe because I was scared of you last time.
Riddles: HAHAHAHA
Ethos: And the world SHOULD forget the last one.
Riddles: oh god
Riddles: let’s not revisit that dark corner of my mind
Riddles: let’s not revisit that dark corner of my mind
Ethos: DEAL!
Ethos: Let’s GRIND UP SOME NEWS!!!
Ethos: Let’s GRIND UP SOME NEWS!!!
Riddles: ROUND up
Riddles: ROUND up, you idiot
Riddles: ROUND up, you idiot
Ethos: No…but…it’s like…a hook
Ethos: Y’know?
Ethos: Like…it’s different every time.
Ethos: Let’s cook up some news.
Ethos: Let’s jizz out some news
Ethos: Y’know?
Ethos: Like…it’s different every time.
Ethos: Let’s cook up some news.
Ethos: Let’s jizz out some news
Riddles: Oh.
Riddles: Damn.
Riddles: Damn.
Ethos: Let’s kill babies some news
Ethos: …that one doesn’t work so much
Ethos: On a few levels
Ethos: …that one doesn’t work so much
Ethos: On a few levels
Riddles: Indeed not, sir.
Riddles: Indeed not.
Riddles: Indeed not.
Ethos: Anyway, we have a lot to get to. So let’s…get to it!
Ethos: Left 4 Dead 2 Banned in Australia and Valve is unsurprisingly “disappointed”.
Ethos: Austrailia is VALIANTLY defending rabid human rights.
Ethos: Left 4 Dead 2 Banned in Australia and Valve is unsurprisingly “disappointed”.
Ethos: Austrailia is VALIANTLY defending rabid human rights.
Riddles: Okay seriously
Riddles: who cares?
Riddles: It’s fucking Australia
Riddles: they do this shit all the time
Riddles: who cares?
Riddles: It’s fucking Australia
Riddles: they do this shit all the time
Ethos: Our famous Australian reader might care.
Ethos: But you’re right. I don’t really.
Ethos: I think it’s funny!
Ethos: But you’re right. I don’t really.
Ethos: I think it’s funny!
Riddles: Me too!
Ethos: Let’s laugh!
Riddles: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ethos: HA HA HA HA HA
Riddles: HAHAH
Riddles: HA
Riddles: HA
Ethos: Moving on!
Ethos: Zelda DS release date. This game is very surprisingly COMPLETELY OFF MY RADAR
Ethos: December 7th, by the by.
Ethos: Zelda DS release date. This game is very surprisingly COMPLETELY OFF MY RADAR
Ethos: December 7th, by the by.
Riddles: I know, isn’t that funny?
Riddles: It was the same for me
Riddles: It was the same for me
Ethos: I REALLY liked Phantom Hourglass.
Ethos: Like, a lot.
Ethos: Like, more than Wind Waker.
Ethos: And this one, I never think about.
Ethos: Like, a lot.
Ethos: Like, more than Wind Waker.
Ethos: And this one, I never think about.
Riddles: I saw this news story and I was like “What the… I’d completely forgotten this game”
Ethos: I didn’t even see it until I was searching for news for this Roundup
Ethos: It really IS the Train mechanic, I think.
Ethos: It really IS the Train mechanic, I think.
Riddles: Quite the turnoff I suppose.
Riddles: Maybe it will turn out to be brilliant?
Riddles: Maybe it will turn out to be brilliant?
Ethos: Well I won’t ignore reviews.
Ethos: But I AM surprised at my apathy
Ethos: But I can’t even guarantee that this will be day one.
Ethos: You have to understand that that’s very much a first for me.
Ethos: But I AM surprised at my apathy
Ethos: But I can’t even guarantee that this will be day one.
Ethos: You have to understand that that’s very much a first for me.
Riddles: Me neither, and that’s a sad statement
Ethos: Zelda practically made me the rabid gamer that I am.
Ethos: Just wait until the next console announcement.
Ethos: It will be embarrassing for me.
Ethos: Just wait until the next console announcement.
Ethos: It will be embarrassing for me.
Riddles: Same here.
Ethos: We’ll have a Fanboy Week
Riddles: I’m the in same camp as you, here
Riddles: I’m amazed at my own apathy
Riddles: I’m amazed at my own apathy
Ethos: Yup, so we’ll see how this pans out.
Ethos: Anyway, moving on?
Ethos: Anyway, moving on?
Riddles: Yes!
Ethos: Squenix announces…wait for it…a Final Fantasy XIII NOVEL!
Ethos: …
Ethos: …
Ethos: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Ethos: …it’ll suck
Ethos: …
Ethos: …
Ethos: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Ethos: …it’ll suck
Riddles: You gotta be kidding…
Ethos: I wish I was.
Ethos: Just Japanese for now
Ethos: But it’s on the web
Ethos: So we’ll get fan translations
Ethos: If not an official “release” closer to our release date.
Ethos: Just Japanese for now
Ethos: But it’s on the web
Ethos: So we’ll get fan translations
Ethos: If not an official “release” closer to our release date.
Riddles: This kinda makes me wish I’d kept on with my Japanese studies
Riddles: As it is, I’m pretty sure I’ve forgotten EVERYTHING I learned
Riddles: As it is, I’m pretty sure I’ve forgotten EVERYTHING I learned
Ethos: Me too. But if it makes you feel better, if it’s anything like the novel that came with the special edition Advent Children DVD, it’ll be absolutely terrible.
Ethos: Straight up crap.
Ethos: Straight up crap.
Riddles: Well then why are we giving it airtime?
Ethos: Because it’s very funny.
Riddles: Moving on?
Ethos: YES!
Ethos: PS3 gets Fallout 3 DLC dated. Approximately 893724 years after 360.
Ethos: Will also include a optimization patch of sorts since the PS3 version runs slightly worse.
Ethos: PS3 gets Fallout 3 DLC dated. Approximately 893724 years after 360.
Ethos: Will also include a optimization patch of sorts since the PS3 version runs slightly worse.
Riddles: Nobody in the entire world is going to care about this.
Riddles: I’m sorry.
Riddles: I’m sorry.
Ethos: Much too late.
Riddles: Too LITTLE, too late.
Riddles: The PS3 version was fast labeled the buggy, piece-of-crap version.
Riddles: And hasn’t received any support since then.
Riddles: So yeah, nobody is going to care about this.
Riddles: The PS3 version was fast labeled the buggy, piece-of-crap version.
Riddles: And hasn’t received any support since then.
Riddles: So yeah, nobody is going to care about this.
Ethos: Ultimately it’s just a little laughable.
Ethos: It’s the COMEDY roundup
Ethos: It’s the COMEDY roundup
Riddles: HAHAHAHA
Riddles: See, I laughed!
Riddles: See, I laughed!
Ethos: Yes!
Ethos: You did!
Ethos: SUCCESS!
Ethos: But, in news that involves a GOOD transfer over to the PS3
Ethos: Star Ocean 4 to PS3!
Ethos: Better version!
Ethos: Just like Eternal Sonata and Tales of Vesperia (although the latter isn’t confirmed for NA)
Ethos: You did!
Ethos: SUCCESS!
Ethos: But, in news that involves a GOOD transfer over to the PS3
Ethos: Star Ocean 4 to PS3!
Ethos: Better version!
Ethos: Just like Eternal Sonata and Tales of Vesperia (although the latter isn’t confirmed for NA)
Riddles: I’ve still never played Star Ocean so I don’t care that much.
Riddles: Still, it’d be nice to see it.
Riddles: Still, it’d be nice to see it.
Ethos: Y’know, me neither, but I always had my eye on this.
Ethos: I’m obviously waiting now
Ethos: I’m obviously waiting now
Riddles: I like it when 360 exclusives are stolen
Riddles: It makes me happy for some reason
Riddles: It makes me happy for some reason
Ethos: Meh, as long as I get an awesome version of a game, I don’t care.
Ethos: The game only got “meh”ish reviews.
Ethos: Like “it’s pretty good” style
Ethos: But for some reason, I’m quite interested.
Ethos: The game only got “meh”ish reviews.
Ethos: Like “it’s pretty good” style
Ethos: But for some reason, I’m quite interested.
Riddles: I’m not.
Ethos: I’m attracted mediocrity!
Ethos: …Riddles.
Ethos: …Riddles.
Riddles: …
Riddles: what?
Riddles: what?
Ethos: *I’m attracted TO mediocritiy
Ethos: jglejgal
Ethos: Typos
Ethos: Meaning
Ethos: you..
Ethos: you.
Ethos: You’re lame
Ethos: jglejgal
Ethos: Typos
Ethos: Meaning
Ethos: you..
Ethos: you.
Ethos: You’re lame
Riddles: You’re drunk.
Ethos: I WISH!
Ethos: Also, I’m out of news.
Ethos: But everybody loves Uncharted 2
Ethos: WEEKS before it comes out, though, so I have to hide away my hype again.
Ethos: Also, Scribblenauts is apparently the shit.
Ethos: Also, ODST looks good.
Ethos: Also…also…also
Ethos: I’m done
Ethos: Also, I’m out of news.
Ethos: But everybody loves Uncharted 2
Ethos: WEEKS before it comes out, though, so I have to hide away my hype again.
Ethos: Also, Scribblenauts is apparently the shit.
Ethos: Also, ODST looks good.
Ethos: Also…also…also
Ethos: I’m done
Riddles: Meh
Riddles: Well damn
Riddles: Peter out much?
Riddles: Well damn
Riddles: Peter out much?
Ethos: You can just go back to your Marvel Ultimate Alliance then, asshole!
Ethos: The DEFINITION of “meh”
Ethos: The DEFINITION of “meh”
Riddles: WHAT?
Riddles: You don’t like Ultimate Alliance?
Riddles: You don’t like Ultimate Alliance?
Ethos: Everybody agrees, it’s more of the same.
Ethos: No, it’s mindless fun.
Ethos: So I DO like it.
Ethos: I’ll go over to abe80’s house and crank out an hour or two before getting bored and doing something else
Ethos: Anyway, let’s end this Roundup before it melts into poisonous goo
Ethos: No, it’s mindless fun.
Ethos: So I DO like it.
Ethos: I’ll go over to abe80’s house and crank out an hour or two before getting bored and doing something else
Ethos: Anyway, let’s end this Roundup before it melts into poisonous goo
Riddles: okay
Ethos: …soooo…..
Riddles: OH!
Riddles: Sorry!
Riddles: SPLEWJ
Riddles: Sorry!
Riddles: SPLEWJ
Outtake of the Week:
***Ethos sex
Riddles: ethos sex?
Ethos: Yup!
Riddles: THE BEST SEX EVAR?
Ethos: It’s indicative of how this roundup will go!
Ethos: Awesome, and grammatically confused!
Ethos: Awesome, and grammatically confused!
