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Brutal Legend: Initial Impressions

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

brutallegendboxartI know that the two consecutive Badass Weeks are all but completed, but better late than never I suppose. While I might have failed to mention it, (aside from some scattered Facebook statuses) I *have* played a decent bit of Tim Schafer’s latest quirkfest, Brutal Legend. The game isn’t nearly as engaging as Uncharted 2 was, but then, few games are.

Regardless, Brutal Legend is quite a unique and enjoyable experience overall. The game suffers from a bit of an identity crisis in my opinion, but the shiny production qualities tend to compensate for that.

THE GOOD:

Good Use of Celebrity Talent – No doubt about it, Jack Black was born to play Eddie Riggs. Or, rather, Eddie Riggs was meant to be played by Jack Black. The point is that Black puts his heart and soul into the role, and as a result, Eddie Riggs is not only a complete badass, but one of the more likable protagonists in recent memory. But it doesn’t stop there; numerous celebrities lend their voices to the game, and all of them do a fantastic job. Like him or not, if you don’t laugh your ass off the first time you run into Ozzie’s character, then you have no soul.

Sharp Scripting – That would be Tim Schafer for you, I suppose. The script in Brutal Legend never misses a beat. It’s sharp, it’s funny, and occasionally, epic. The game refuses to take itself seriously at any point, but its sheer ridiculous nature is nothing but charming.

What a Wonderful World – I guarantee you’ve never seen a fantasy world quite like that of Brutal Legend. To explain it in-depth would take many, many paragraphs; it would also spoil the fun of discovering it for yourself. Suffice to say, it’s quite literally the heavy metal genre personified. I’m not anything close to a metal-head, but it’s impossible not to be amused by the ingenious world and mythology that Schafer & Co have created here.

Sharp Mechanics – Brutal Legend combines a lot of different mechanics into one game. There’s a little hack-and-slash, a little real-time strategy, and a smattering of various other… stuff. They’re actually quite well-done as standalone mechanics, HOWEVER

THE BAD:

GAH I’M LOST – As much as I tend to dislike them, Brutal Legend is one game that desperately needs some in-depth tutorials. And, ironically, it’s one game that just doesn’t provide them. You’ll get some decent tutorials on the individual mechanics, but once it comes time to combine them all together in the game’s massive “stage battles,” you’ll probably feel quite lost. And overwhelmed. And small, very small. And… hopeless. And… uh…

Anyway. Frankly, that’s the only real complaint I have with Brutal Legend. It’s fun. It’s flashy. It’s funny. And it is, indeed, unique. It doesn’t introduce a never-before-seen mechanic or gimmick, but it puts a bunch of familiar ones together in a way that’s never been seen. And it does it all with style.

More Proof.

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

RiddlesIsStupid

Dear Riddles,

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Ugh.
Bioshock 2 Week. I don’t even remember HOW you convinced me to do that shit.
We’re having a hard enough time coming up with content for this week, how the hell are we supposed to talk about a shady sequel that doesn’t come out for a while?
Bah.
Oh well, at least we know to not do the same week twice in a row unless we’re prepared. We just beat Uncharted 2 REALLY quickly, and Forza 3 unexpectedly threw me off the Brutal Legend path. Oh yeah, speaking of, I should probably tell the readers that the “secret early game” I got was Forza 3. They’ll be disappointed, but too bad. The game is THE SHIT!! So fucking good. Anyway, to prove that I got it early, I took a picture of my copy on top of my favourite shirt. I would tell you to look and drool, but I know you care about it just as much as I care about Bioshock 2. You haven’t even responded to me yet, so I don’t know why I’m even writing this. Work needs to slow down soon and we need to start making some cash off of this site. Advertising campaigns? Contests? Theft? I’m going to play more Forza. Later, asshat.
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Hey! Look! Listen!

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

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Sigh.

I mean, hello and welcome to the -

Wait, how many of these things have I done?

*does a quick count*

This is only my eighteenth? Shyoot, I thought there were more. And that one Ethan wrote doesn’t count. So… this is the SEVENTEENTH edition of Hey! Look! Listen! brought to you by Riddlethos, and more specifically, by Riddles. Me. Oliver Motok.

Okay… I suppose we’ll have to head into the news at some point.

Now there's some photo-shoppage for ya.

Now there's some photo-shoppage for ya.

“I just couldn’t wait” – Oliver Motok to Host BioShock 2 Week at Riddlethos

You heard it here first, ladies and gents. Because he just can’t wait any longer to spew his fanboyish praises for BioShock and its upcoming sequel, Riddlethos will be featuring a BioShock 2 theme week months before the game’s February 11 release.

Sound like a dumb idea? That’s only because YOU’RE a dumb person. BioShock 2 Week is scheduled to hit Riddlethos on October 26. Be there.

What the – There’s no NEWS. At all. Anywhere. Oh bother.

Yeah, you heard what I said. There’s NOTHING. This sucks. I want news. I want material. I want to write a long, meaty Hey! Look! Listen! for the reading pleasure of my… ah, my readers.

Sigh. Well, uh… Borderlands came out. It’s been rather well-received too, from what I understand. I had a passing interest, but once I discovered it was more of a “lootfarming” game than anything else, I got kinda turned off. Still, looks like something I might pick up for cheap one day.

How about you guys? Anyone out there playing Borderlands?

Yeah, There’s Definitely No News

So you know what?

SCREW YOU GUYS, I’M GOIN’ HOME!

Scatter Storming. Issue #006 “The Cocky Jackass Issue”

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

ss006Hey folks! It’s Wednesday and so that means it’s time for your now-regular edition of Scatter Storming. This is the feature in which I’ll talk about whatever the fuck I want to in whatever way I want to, and you can either deal with it or stop reading hoping that I’ll beg you to come back and read the site. …I will. I will beg. I’ve done it before. Anyway, let’s do this shit.

ZOOM! Beat Uncharted 2 in two sittings -
I’ve already mentioned this, but I was too hopped up on no sleep to remember even posting that pictureless post. So yes, I beat the crap out of that game. It was exactly what I wanted: a non-stop thrill ride. Good job making Drake a bit more human too. The ending was adorable.

HA! Got a game early –
I got a game a week early. I would tell you what it is, but I want to get a picture of me with it looking too happy for my own good. Don’t get too hyped though, I’m sure I’m the ONLY one who cares about this game.

LIE! Abe80 is the Shit –
He wanted me to say “Abe80 is the shit” somewhere on this post, so I decided to use the opportunity to make fun of him in retaliation for the slander he’s been posting on his site. More like Abe80 is a PILE of shit. Bloo-ya!

SCATTER’D! I really AM all over the place today -
Seriously, this is probably the most scattered Scatter Storming yet. I’ve beat so many games this year, and I’ve only been playing Secret Game instead of Brutal Legend the past few days. That makes for a confused Ethan with not much to write about. And you saw yesterday’s Hey! Look! Listen!, it’s not like the news is really riveting enough to talk about. What have you guys been playing? What’s new in your life? Let’s have a chat in the comments section.

SLAP! Misleading Issue Title –
While I can be a cocky jackass, I’m a little more demure and endearing today. This time I chose the title based on the picture instead of choosing the picture based on what I assumed I’d be talking about. So I guess by misleading you all I was a BIT of a jackass. Does that count?

The Back Page
Seriously, that’s all I got. I’m glad we got this extra week to talk Brutal Legend and Uncharted 2, but I’m looking forward to a change of pace. There’s a reason our themes are usually just a week long. I think we’ll be doing a reveal of next week’s theme week soon because it’s really not a big enough of a surprise to keep a secret. You’ll all just be disappointed. I know I would be. Although that could be because Riddles is more excited about it than I am, so who knows?
Anyway, bye.

Hey! Look! Listen!

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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I’m back to assume my rightful position.

I apologize for the ATROCITY that Ethos subjected you to last Friday. I generally keep him safely locked away, only to be let out when needed, but my watchful eyes can only be so… watchful. I can promise it won’t happen again.

Nah, I’m just kidding. Ethos did HLL proud, and who knows, maybe we’ll see him again, so long as he entitles it the “Darling Riddles Needs a Brief Respite” edition.

I saw Where the Wild Things Are last night. It was good. Really good, actually. And this is coming from someone who adored the book as a child. It’s a shockingly faithful adaptation, believe it or not. It makes a lot of necessary projections for the sake of the plot, (needless to say) yet it always manages to maintain the overall feel of the source material. Very, very well done, and one of the best films I’ve seen this year.

Mini-movie review aside, let’s dive into the NEWS! Or… the approximation I’ve managed to gather today.

NPD: PlayStation 3 Tops Hardware Charts

NPDlogoWell, it’s not like this is particularly unexpected, but newsworthy nonetheless. In the wake of a redesign and a dramatic price drop, the PlayStation 3 managed to beat out the Xbox 360 AND the Wii in the month of September. However, it’s worth noting that Nintendo’s DS remains on the top. Here are the numbers:

Nintendo DS — 524,200
PlayStation 3 — 491,800
Wii — 462,800
Xbox 360 — 352,600
PlayStation Portable — 190,400
PlayStation 2 — 146,000

For those keeping track, the PS3 sold roughly 210,000 units in the month of August. That’s a sales increase of… a lot. It’ll be interesting to see if Sony can continue this trend through the holiday season. It will also be interesting to see how the recent Wii price drop will affect sales, but we’ll have to wait until next month for the answer to that.

As for software sales, they are as follows:

Halo 3: ODST (360) — 1,520,000
Wii Sports Resort (Wii) — 442,900
Madden NFL 10 (360) — 289,600
Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story (DS) — 258,100
The Beatles: Rock Band (360) — 254,000
Madden NFL 10 (PS3) — 246,500
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 (360) — 236,000
Batman: Arkham Asylum (PS3) — 212,500
Guitar Hero 5 (360) — 210,800
The Beatles Rock Band (Wii) — 208,600

Hey, look, ODST is number one! Didn’t see that coming. I note that the PS3 version of Arkham Asylum is still among the top 10, while the 360 version is not. Other than that… yeah… nothing terribly exciting.

Okay, that’s enough numbers for one column. Moving on! (1UP).

More Epic Mickey Stuff from GameInformer

I’ve yet to read the latest issue of GameInformer, which supposedly features quite an in-depth look at the upcoming WII EXCLUSIVE, Epic Mickey. However, the fairly new-ish Game Informer website has quite a bit of exclusive info on the game as well. Click here to check out lots of new artwork, videos, and some tidbits of gameplay info.

And look directly below this sentence to see a disturbing rendition of Donald Duck as the Terminator.

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Modern Warfare 2 for the PC Won’t Have Dedicated Servers

Boo-hoo? I suppose if I was a PC gamer, I’d care more, but I’ll be purchasing MW2 for the PS3, thanks very much. However, it seems there’s enough pissed-off PC gamers out there to account for a decent online petition. As of right now, it’s standing at…

Over 116,000 signatures? Christ, that’s a lot more than it was yesterday. Don’t believe me? Look here.

Some Infinity Ward employee who, apparently, goes by the name of FourZeroTwo, wrote a rather lengthy article explaining why the loss of dedicated servers wouldn’t be an issue. Some new backend technology called IWnet will make it all better. I don’t care enough to condense his explanation here; if you do, here’s the link.

Famitsu Gives Bayonetta a Perfect Scorebayonetta

Okay, honestly, it’s hardly even news when Famitsu doles out a perfect score these days. I mean, come on, they gave fucking NINTENDOGS a 40/40. So is it really a big deal if they gave the upcoming super-stylish action game Bayonetta a perfect score?

Well, only because I think they game looks kinda cool. And that Bayonetta chick is definitely hot. And… it’s made by the dude who came up with Devil May Cry. So… yeah. While I doubt that Bayonetta will be a perfect experience by any stretch of the imagination, a 40/40 is a good indication that it’ll be worth a shit.

And BY THE WAY, it’s worth noting that the 40/40 was only given to the Xbox 360 version of the game. As has been established in the past, the PS3 version has some rather glaring technical and graphical issues that aren’t present in the 360 version. However, the PS3 version still managed to garner a 38/40, which is… still quite good. (Kotaku).

I TOLD  you there wasn’t anything interesting today. But I tried, I really did. You gotta give me credit for the effort, if nothing else. I will now go play Brutal Legend, and be happy. Goodnight!

Ugh…

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Stayed up until 7:30am beating Uncharted 2.
I beat the first one in one sitting, the second one in two sittings…
I suppose I don’t have to lose ALL my sleep for Uncharted 3 then since apparently I’ll be beating it in three sittings.
Anyway, it was fantastic, of course.
Maybe I’ll sleep for 19 hours tonight.

Regarding Uncharted 2

Monday, October 19th, 2009
Still true.

Still true.

Good friend and local crazy person, Andogo was super-kind enough to lend me his copy of Uncharted 2 yesterday, so of course I stayed up until 6am playing through 16 straight chapters. It is definitely everything I expected and so Uncharted remains one of my most beloved franchises of this generation. So far, however, I don’t think my opinion is of the exact same superlative nature as Riddles, but that’s not to say that I don’t adore the game.

The thing is that Uncharted can only be as good as Uncharted.

Granted, the whole experience is mind-blowing. Riddles already summed up my general feelings in his 4 billion word review, but the characters, pacing, and overall cinematic experience simply cannot be found in any other series. I love it for that, and I hope it never changes. But when it comes down to it, no matter how good Uncharted gets, I don’t think any entry in the series could become my favourite game. They suck me in for a day or two and spit me back out shaking in exhausted ecstasy, but the experience doesn’t stay with me. It’s a fantastic and almost perfectly crafted adventure that doesn’t resonate with me beyond the story itself.

girliesStill, all that being said, I am otherwise in the same boat as everyboat else when they heap praise on the title. Non-interactive cutscenes are worth it when they attach you to the characters and intensify the mood to prep you for your next mission. There are definitely really glitchy cover mechanics that have been responsible of a few of my deaths, but that hardly detracts from the overall experience.

Speaking of dying, I’m playing on Hard mode (probably the first time that I’ve started my first playthrough on Hard, much less any playthrough), and I’m actually enjoying it. It’s a pleasant challenge, but my experience with the first game has allowed me to still progress at a steady clip. Except for at the train. I died a lot on the train. I mean a lot.

Anyhoo, I fully expect to beat the title tonight and love every second of it. As a final note, I love all the plot twists especially because they don’t overuse the “double cross” device. That gets boring and predictable fast.

Alright, those are my thoughts.
Notice the TIMELINESS?!
Although I suppose it’s easier for me to write from work than it is for Riddles. Still, I’d rather give him a hard time. FUCK YOU, RIDDLES!

Oh, what the HELL

Monday, October 19th, 2009

“Still” badass week? What kinda lame crap is that?

Ethos and Riddles couldn’t finish Uncharted 2 and Brutal Legend in one week?

You’d almost think those two have, like, jobs or some shit. Seriously.

Ah well. I suppose another week hearing about Nathan Drake and Eddie Riggs isn’t TOO bad a thing.

Yeah, it’s still Badass Week, bitches. Got a problem? I didn’t think so.