Seriously. The ad campaign is gimmicky and stupid, the trailers don’t promise any personality for the film, and Angelina Jolie is past her prime. If she ever had one to begin with. First she looked like a cartoon, but then she lost the only thing going for her: her curves. So now she’s a cartoon skeleton. No thank you! If she were a video game character, she would not make our upcoming list. Speaking of, I doubt Lara Croft will make it either. I love boobs as much as the next guy, but I think Angie has spoiled Lara for me. Plus, it’s not like there’s a shortage of attractive chesty women in a video game market dominated by horny men.
But to clarify on Riddles’ hilarious post below, we’re going to have two lists. A list of the most sexy women and men in gaming. I’m sure none of you will be surprised to know that when Riddles and I first came up with the idea, we spent the entire first brainstorming session only talking about men. Chime in with your picks and suggestions!
And then see Inception instead of Salt. And then never see Salt.