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            Can you handle it?
by Ethos and Riddles

Dear Ethos

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Yo,

On Chapter 11 of Uncharted 2. Absolutely amazing so far, as expected. Unless some other game out of the blue manages to blow my mind,  I think I’ve found my game of the year. Assassin’s Creed 2 is really the only other possible contender I can think of.

ON that note, I have to say, your anti-Assassin’s Creed stance is really starting to piss me off. I mean it was bad enough when you blasted it on our site, but I wanted to wring your fucking neck when you told Chris and Mikel that it “wasn’t worth their time” on RPGcast. I mean seriously dude, just stfu. If you don’t like it, fine, just keep it to yourself. And yeah, I know that last week was backlog week, but if  you were smart you would have chosen a less sensitive subject. You KNOW how fucking pissed I get about this stuff.

And I hate to keep rambling, but do you seriously think Prince of Persia was the better game? SERIOUSLY? I mean fuck, that game was essentially Assassin’s Creed’s mechanics with a fresh coat of paint, accompanied by crappier combat and a less interesting storyline. That’s ALL IT WAS. So y’know, I really don’t see where you’re coming from here, and I’m starting to think you may, in fact, be an idiot.

Anyway, uh, I forgot what I originally intended to write to you about, so I guess I’ll just text you in the morning or something. Just watch your tone from now on, or you risk me publicly blowing my lid.