I was just on the phone with everybody’s favourite Riddles and we were talking about the Batman game that we’re both playing through. I’m a little further than he is, and he was describing a boss battle that was giving him trouble. After some investigation, it turns out that I beat that battle with more ease than he did…and we’re playing on the same difficulty level.
Then I reminded him of the time that I beat he and his friend at Call of Duty: World at War in two straight games when I had never played the game before. He and his friend had played. Many times.

Riddles got terrified and refused to talk about it any further because this means we came to a horrifying conclusion: I am better at video games than Riddles. The world is a scary place, and this new fact confirms it.

But MY conclusion? Suck it, Riddles!

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