We’ve been delivering incredible content for this site for 5 months straight, and now that it’s Christmas, we’re going to take a small break. That’s right, it’s a big fuck you to all you faithful readers who have kept us going to this point!

But just in case that last paragraph made you sigh a breath of relief, don’t throw a party just yet, we’ll be back in full swing next week. Also, just because Riddles and I aren’t planning on posting doesn’t mean we won’t, necessarily. It just means you very likely won’t see any of our regular weekly features. But who knows?! It’s Christmas Break, so we’ll do what we want.

Until then, read the indisputably terrible Fireside Games List I made during Winter Week. And if that doesn’t depress you enough, Riddles wrote an unthinkably bad Winterscape List. There’s also no reason to not figuratively beat your brain with a brick even more by spending 4 hours struggling through my Zelda: Spirit Tracks review or Riddles’ Assassin’s Creed 2 review.

Don’t forget about the RSS feed for comments on the sidebar. That way you can keep up to date with any conversations or debate that might be happening on Riddlethos when there’s not new content being shoved down your throats.

But for now, I’m going to make breakfast and then play Dragon Quest VIII for 20 hours and not write about it. Why? Fuck You! It’s Christmas Break Week!