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A …video coming soon?

Monday, July 5th, 2010

Um, so Riddles finally replied to my e-mails and Facebook messages. But he didn’t say anything. He just sent me a video. Sooo…

I’m uploading it to YouTube now and I’ll post it here once it’s done and you guys can form your own opinions. Then I’ll come up with some sort of new theme week.

Oh, and I have some AMAZING Spam Comments, so expect another installment of that feature.

*Update: Forget it, I’m going to bed. I’ll post it here tomorrow, but keep your eyes peeled to the Riddlethos Youtube Channel. It’ll be up on there around 2am EST.*

Happy Canada Day!

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

Yup!
Who cares about Independence Day? Celebrate Canada!

Anyhoo, as most of you know, Tuesday and Wednesday are my longest, busiest days of the week, so the quickie impressions have been slow going up. But I got Puzzle Quest 2, played it, and am going to Cow’s house to record a podcast amidst other things. Stay tuned!

Tingle Coming Late Tomorrow

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

Bed now. Flight tomorrow, but there’s stuff I want to talk about, so check back late tomorrow night or Saturday morning. See you all then.

*Update* I’m home, sunburned, and exhausted. I’ve got my stories picked out, but the feature will go up tomorrow.

Update!

Friday, June 18th, 2010

Hey folks! I spent the day travelling to and then hanging out with my lovely lady in New Brunswick, and I just made it back to the hotel. Tomorrow I’ll have some content, and Sunday we’ll have a guest Sunday Soapbox from Constipated Cow! Until then, I’m just realizing the power that Riddles’ sabbatical is bringing me, I kinda don’t want to do an “E3 Reactions Week” anymore. Any suggestions?

Welcome to The Final Fantasy Week

Monday, April 5th, 2010

Ahhh, that's better

Ahhh, that's better

Why the crap didn’t Riddles include a FF9 character in the banner? I can only imagine “spite”.

Anyhoo, welcome back to reality! I hope you all had as much fun as Riddles and I did during the madness of last week, but it’s also a relief to return to the regular proceedings of Riddlethos. We decided to kick things back to (our brand of) normality with a celebration of our beloved Final Fantasy franchise.

Especially considering the disappointment that FFXIII was to a lot of us, Riddles and I thought it would be a good idea to remember the good times with a series of awards given throughout the week ending with our pics for favourite Final Fantasy game (spoilers, I’m going to choose IX). And that’s also it, because Riddles and I feel so strongly and so differently about so many of the games, and it’s a oft debated series in general, we’re going to give an award from each of us in every category. There’ll be more to agree and disagree with that way. Also, for clarification’s sake, we’ll only be tackling the numbered entries in the series, but we are choosing to include X-2.

Anyway, I’ve got one fuck of a busy week ahead of me, so the unemployed Riddles is taking more of a hand in the organization and schedule, so I’ll let him preview the awards for you later today. All I know is that we’re starting things off with Best Battle System today. See you around!

Review Tab!

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Up on the top! Did you notice? I didn’t at first, and it’s my website! You can easily bundle all Riddlethos reviews with one click. What more could you want? Cheesecake? Well then, here’s some cheesecake!
raspberry-cheesecake

Hee-haww

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

You’ll get a belated Scatter Storming tomorrow.
For now, I’ve got knives in my eyes, I’m going home sick.
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Riddlethos Review Outline

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
I couldn't find a picture of "review scores" so here's me.

I couldn't find a picture of "review scores" so here's me.

Well folks, it’s been since late November that Riddlethos.com officially started to produce reviews with numbered scores and all that razzle dazzle. Since their inception, I promised to bring you an outline of the way we’d be running them. I didn’t do that yet. Partially because we were still working out kinks and partially because I’m notoriously lazy. Still, while our review system will likely always be evolving, it’s important that all of you at least have a general idea of where we’re coming from.

Before anything else, I should address why we decided to include numerical scores in our previously text-only reviews. While text will always give a far more thorough and accurate assessment of a title, we felt that fact shouldn’t force readers to necessarily read text. The fact is that not every game is of equal importance to every reader, and while it doesn’t give the complete picture, final thoughts and a score is helpful to readers only casually interested in a title that they wouldn’t read the full review for anyway. No scoring system is perfect, but even an opinion written in text might not forever be the opinion of the reviewer, so no review is perfect anyway. Therefore, feel free to skip down to the last paragraph and take in the score if you want. Ultimately, the people who are truly interested in buying the game reviewed will read the full body of the text for the complete analysis. Onto the system itself.

Riddles and I decided to go with a 10 point scale. While not exactly as eccentric as many of you expected, the fact is that it was the format that made the most sense to the both of us when trying to think of a way to fairly and accurately assess games. It’s familiar and clear and a good starting point for the site. While we’re not using the full decimal spectrum to essentially make it a 100 point scale, there are a few intermediary scores you might see pop up. Using the score of “7″ as the example representing all possibilities, the sub-score values can either be 7.0 or 7.5. However, the overall score has a bit more flexibility. An overall score can receive a 7.0, 7.2, 7.5, or 7.9. We felt when it came to scoring a game overall, it needed some room to be just a bit better than a 7, or not quite good enough for an 8.

To supplement the numerical score, Riddlethos chose arbitrary words to accompany each major scoring point. Below is the list.

10 - Near Perfection
9 - Superb
8 - Awesome
7 - Sweet
6 - Decent
5 - Blah
4 - Ugh
3 - Ouch
2 - Why?
1 - Oh God, No!
0 - Wrong Hole

It’s worth noting that since Riddlethos is currently just made up of two people, we will very likely only complete games we enjoy. Therefore it makes sense that most scores will be in the upper spectrum.

Subscores should be considered to include the following traits.

Gameplay - Everything from fighting mechanics to menu navigation. This category covers the depth, ease, and fun of the gameplay.
Graphics - Essentially how pretty the game is and how well it runs. Art style, animations, frame rate, and texture pop-in are all covered.
Music and Sound - What more can be said? Quality and appropriateness of the musical score and sound design are taken into account.
Atmosphere - This includes story, presentation, themes, and how all the previous categories come together to make a consistent and powerful mood. The most abstract category, sure, but Riddles and I both value it

Well there’s that beast out of the way. Please to comment or e-mail with any questions or comments.

So I beat two games.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Nope, I’m not completely useless. Over the past few days when I’ve made Riddles do all the work, I’ve been playing and beating Mass Effect 2 and Darksiders. Also, I’ve been watching all 14 episodes of Modern Family. Man, that show is awesome.

Anyway, Darksiders was sweet, but I don’t think I’ll review it. A little too late. Mass Effect 2, however, is still in that bubble. Let’s see if I can’t brighten up this shitty month just a little bit with my beautiful and insightful truths about the glory that is Mass Effect 2.

My sleeping schedule, once again, is completely raped, so it’ll either go up Sunday morning or late Sunday night depending on how strong my desire is to do the dishes and to play Skies of Arcadia.

One final note, there’s a reason this time why our upcoming weeks haven’t been revealed yet. Aaaand that reason will be revealed shortly as well! Until then, I’m really hungry.
lloydlevitan

More Theme Weeks!

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Yup! Took us long enough. Click the “Upcoming” tab up top to check ‘em out. I’d post the “Minor/Miner Update” picture again but it’s tired and it would be more difficult to see Riddles’ post below. So suck it!