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Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Up on the top! Did you notice? I didn’t at first, and it’s my website! You can easily bundle all Riddlethos reviews with one click. What more could you want? Cheesecake? Well then, here’s some cheesecake!
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Hee-haww

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

You’ll get a belated Scatter Storming tomorrow.
For now, I’ve got knives in my eyes, I’m going home sick.
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Riddlethos Review Outline

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
I couldn't find a picture of "review scores" so here's me.

I couldn't find a picture of "review scores" so here's me.

Well folks, it’s been since late November that Riddlethos.com officially started to produce reviews with numbered scores and all that razzle dazzle. Since their inception, I promised to bring you an outline of the way we’d be running them. I didn’t do that yet. Partially because we were still working out kinks and partially because I’m notoriously lazy. Still, while our review system will likely always be evolving, it’s important that all of you at least have a general idea of where we’re coming from.

Before anything else, I should address why we decided to include numerical scores in our previously text-only reviews. While text will always give a far more thorough and accurate assessment of a title, we felt that fact shouldn’t force readers to necessarily read text. The fact is that not every game is of equal importance to every reader, and while it doesn’t give the complete picture, final thoughts and a score is helpful to readers only casually interested in a title that they wouldn’t read the full review for anyway. No scoring system is perfect, but even an opinion written in text might not forever be the opinion of the reviewer, so no review is perfect anyway. Therefore, feel free to skip down to the last paragraph and take in the score if you want. Ultimately, the people who are truly interested in buying the game reviewed will read the full body of the text for the complete analysis. Onto the system itself.

Riddles and I decided to go with a 10 point scale. While not exactly as eccentric as many of you expected, the fact is that it was the format that made the most sense to the both of us when trying to think of a way to fairly and accurately assess games. It’s familiar and clear and a good starting point for the site. While we’re not using the full decimal spectrum to essentially make it a 100 point scale, there are a few intermediary scores you might see pop up. Using the score of “7″ as the example representing all possibilities, the sub-score values can either be 7.0 or 7.5. However, the overall score has a bit more flexibility. An overall score can receive a 7.0, 7.2, 7.5, or 7.9. We felt when it came to scoring a game overall, it needed some room to be just a bit better than a 7, or not quite good enough for an 8.

To supplement the numerical score, Riddlethos chose arbitrary words to accompany each major scoring point. Below is the list.

10 - Near Perfection
9 - Superb
8 - Awesome
7 - Sweet
6 - Decent
5 - Blah
4 - Ugh
3 - Ouch
2 - Why?
1 - Oh God, No!
0 - Wrong Hole

It’s worth noting that since Riddlethos is currently just made up of two people, we will very likely only complete games we enjoy. Therefore it makes sense that most scores will be in the upper spectrum.

Subscores should be considered to include the following traits.

Gameplay - Everything from fighting mechanics to menu navigation. This category covers the depth, ease, and fun of the gameplay.
Graphics - Essentially how pretty the game is and how well it runs. Art style, animations, frame rate, and texture pop-in are all covered.
Music and Sound - What more can be said? Quality and appropriateness of the musical score and sound design are taken into account.
Atmosphere - This includes story, presentation, themes, and how all the previous categories come together to make a consistent and powerful mood. The most abstract category, sure, but Riddles and I both value it

Well there’s that beast out of the way. Please to comment or e-mail with any questions or comments.

So I beat two games.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Nope, I’m not completely useless. Over the past few days when I’ve made Riddles do all the work, I’ve been playing and beating Mass Effect 2 and Darksiders. Also, I’ve been watching all 14 episodes of Modern Family. Man, that show is awesome.

Anyway, Darksiders was sweet, but I don’t think I’ll review it. A little too late. Mass Effect 2, however, is still in that bubble. Let’s see if I can’t brighten up this shitty month just a little bit with my beautiful and insightful truths about the glory that is Mass Effect 2.

My sleeping schedule, once again, is completely raped, so it’ll either go up Sunday morning or late Sunday night depending on how strong my desire is to do the dishes and to play Skies of Arcadia.

One final note, there’s a reason this time why our upcoming weeks haven’t been revealed yet. Aaaand that reason will be revealed shortly as well! Until then, I’m really hungry.
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More Theme Weeks!

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Yup! Took us long enough. Click the “Upcoming” tab up top to check ‘em out. I’d post the “Minor/Miner Update” picture again but it’s tired and it would be more difficult to see Riddles’ post below. So suck it!

Update

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Why hello, you glorious geeks!
It’s been a bat shit crazy week for me. One of the most stressful that I can remember.
However! I’ve still had time in the mornings to do some research for the wonderful Riddlethos awards!
So, when my weekend starts on Friday, I’ll be able to pump them out until you all beg me to stop.
Until then, I present you this classic Riddlethos picture to sum up this post.
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I love us!

Monday, January 4th, 2010
team riddlethos

The shirt SHOULD say that!

That might be a subtle reference to movie of the year, 500 Days of Summer, but it’s largely just accurate. I adore this site. Mostly because of my narcissism, sure, but also because of the personality that has evolved from those first silly starting days in Murfreesboro: City of Dreams.

This week will see Riddles and I largely post stuff that we liked the best from the OTHER person. Therefore I’ll post the top three Hey! Look! Listens! and he’ll post the top three Scatter Stormings. Things like that.

Basically, it’s a big jerk-off. But hey, that’s what this site is anyway, right? Shrouded in a thin layer of video game related talk.

Anyway. I had a long day, and I need to sleep. Look forward to the Best In Narcissism to come!

Welcome to Winter Week!

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Why? Why not?

Why? Why not?

Hey there, folks!
There are a few things I’ve been wanting to get to for a long time. But we all know that old saying! “Blah blah blah, blah blah”. So that’s why it’s taken me so long to get around to it.
I suppose I should tell you what those few things are.

1.) Review Outline – You all know that Riddles and I started posting reviews with scores recently. It’s a work in progress, and your feedback is helpful, but until more changes happen, I’d like to have a public outline drawn up so you can all read, analyze, and criticize what we’ve come up with. I know it was perhaps more “normal” than you all may have expected, but we’d rather any obscurity naturally evolve out of the format instead of trying to force a weird hook.

b.) Countdown Lists are Back! – Not only do we have the “Best of” award theme weeks coming up soon, but this week Riddles and I are going to compile a “Fireside Games” list of some sort. Maybe it’ll be separate lists, maybe not. Either way it will vaguely celebrate our already vague theme week with allusions to Winter and nostalgia.

That’s it really, my schedule has opened up in a noticeable way, so I hope you’ll all be seeing a lot more of me and my MS Paint drawings soon.

Standby!

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

Another slow weekend for Riddlethos, but this time we’re actually working behind the scenes for the first time in a while! We appreciate your input on the review score post, and we’ve been formulating our first draft of the Riddlethos structure. Below is an actual picture of Riddles and I working our asses off.
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Review Scores

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Apparently I actually do have an effect on good ol’ stubborn Riddles! He and I are in the process of coming up with a unified review structure that will, in fact, include some sort of score. Now that I’m not the only one who will be scoring, I might save my Etho-erectile-meter for some other function since Riddles has the desire for some semblance of professionalism. But you know me, I’m King Loophole. And for kicks, I’m going to ask that you pronounce that as “King Loo-fole-lay”. In either case, what are all your preferences for scoring and formats in reviews? Let us know. We are interested in your input although we will very likely ignore all of it. My hope is that our reviews will look something like the below picture.
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