To save this series from getting too classy, I decided to at least choose an embarrassing photo for this week’s cover art. Anyway, Wind Waker’s still pretty sweet, but let’s see what I have to say with my typical lack of preparation that’s necessary for this feature.
Mr. Cloud Man! -
Remember that guy? My DSi has gone through many trials of being left places, losing chargers, and having good games come out for it. But now I’ve finally finished the toon and I’m just working on animating the “The End”. Progress!
I didn’t end up playing Wind Waker Tonight -
Yeah, it turns out when you’re not used to having TV, and then you move to a new place that has TV, including some choice HD channels, you forget about playing Wind Waker and end up writing your Scatter Storming article 2 hours after you wanted to go to bed. My life, people.
Mass Effect 2 is going to be like a blowjob -
Awesome, and not happening soon enough. It’ll also likely end messy. That trailer that Riddles posted reminded me how excited I am for that game. I need to beat so many games before then because if the original is any indication, it will consume me. Um…like…a blow job.
Mario Bros can be hard -
That secret world? I unlocked one of the levels. The first one. Yeah, it’s refreshingly not easy. Not that the game is easy, but it’s nice to have that extra level of difficulty.
Holy shit, stupid TV -
Seriously, I just watched some of the stupidest shit I’ve seen in my entire life, and you all have to suffer for it.
FUCK YOU!!!
Ugh, see what’s happening to me? I don’t mean that. I just regret the past…7, 8 hours of my life. Seriously, I love you guys.
Can you believe I started this 5 hours ago? -
I can’t.
Worst Scatter Storming ever -
Seriously. I’m very, very sorry. The title should read “Too Much Suck Gel”. Weekend starts tomorrow. Let’s try to turn this train wreck around then, hm?
I’ll admit, this cover is pretty terrible even by my standards. Still! Let’s not focus on the bad because today we have reason to celebrate! For some disgusting and twisted reason, I have been able to churn out 10 of these ridiculous nonsense-filled bizarre-fests on a surprisingly timely schedule. So let’s continue into this triumphant issue with our heads high, our brains scattered, and our expectations low!
The Expected
Multiplayer rocks. It really does. I was quite skeptical, but it works, and it’s completely awesome. It’s annoying at times, sure, especially when your head keeps getting jumped on, but that can also be used as a technique to more easily get to certain areas. It’s also very balanced. If you’re playing with players far less skilled than you, they can just press the A button to float in a bubble to where the other players are. You can’t just have everybody just press A, though, you need at least one skilled player to make any progress. The result is that the skilled players still get the better power-ups, they still find the secret areas, and they don’t get annoyed by less skilled players bringing them down. Sometimes it’s just fun to goof around, however. Even in co-op, all four of us were laughing our asses off while riding Yoshis and spitting one poor soul back and forth between us. It’s a huge relief to see that even with all the measures to incorporate newbies, the hardcore Mario fans truly will not suffer. The play session also showed that the very strong Mario level design is still present. I am beyond excited to test out all these new levels. Even the first world proved that legitimate challenge has not been abandoned.
I’m about to try out New Super Mario Brothers Wii. I’ll be back with impressions, to be sure. But that’s not it for this week! I’m also getting the chance to try out Link’s Choo Choo adventure this Thursday. It’s a bit of a Nintendo preview week for the Ethos half of Riddlethos. I hear Riddles is loving Modern Warfare 2, and you’ll probably be hearing from him soon, whether you want to or not.

