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by Ethos

While You Wait

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

I’m posting my look into the dawn of modern motion gaming tomorrow, but I stumbled across something I laughed at during my research. I wrote these fake conversations with Nintendo on March 4th, 2008.

Nintendo: “Here’s a new cel-shaded Link!”
Fans: “We hate it!”
Nintendo: “Fuck you!”

Nintendo: “Here’s the Wii!”
Fans: “What the hell? What happened to the badass name ‘Revolution’?”
Nintendo: “Fuck you! Also, we’re going to make it so your mom can play and we’ll cut off the nuts of hardcore fans who still plan to defend us!”
Fans: “What? C’mon! We kinda like our nuts!”
Nintendo: “Fuck you!”

I laughed, hopefully that’ll hold you guys off until tomorrow evening.