Yeah, we’re definitely ramping down content a little bit here, but while you wait for a Scatter Storming sometime in the next few days, here’s a conversation I had with myself on our site’s Facebook page.
Here’s a thing
Monday, March 28th, 2011While You Wait #3
Saturday, November 6th, 2010I’ve finished my half of the final post in the Waggle Week Series. Riddles is at work/being lazy, so you’ll have to wait until later to see the full thing posted.
Until then, I have no IM conversations or hilarious old blog posts. So instead I’m going to post a terribly ugly picture of Riddles.
While You Wait #2
Friday, November 5th, 2010Riddles this time. I drank a few glasses of wine and talked to Ethos last night.
While You Wait
Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010I’m posting my look into the dawn of modern motion gaming tomorrow, but I stumbled across something I laughed at during my research. I wrote these fake conversations with Nintendo on March 4th, 2008.
Nintendo: “Here’s a new cel-shaded Link!”
Fans: “We hate it!”
Nintendo: “Fuck you!”
Nintendo: “Here’s the Wii!”
Fans: “What the hell? What happened to the badass name ‘Revolution’?”
Nintendo: “Fuck you! Also, we’re going to make it so your mom can play and we’ll cut off the nuts of hardcore fans who still plan to defend us!”
Fans: “What? C’mon! We kinda like our nuts!”
Nintendo: “Fuck you!”
I laughed, hopefully that’ll hold you guys off until tomorrow evening.
Hey! Look! Listen!
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Sigh.
I mean, hello and welcome to the -
Wait, how many of these things have I done?
*does a quick count*
This is only my eighteenth? Shyoot, I thought there were more. And that one Ethan wrote doesn’t count. So… this is the SEVENTEENTH edition of Hey! Look! Listen! brought to you by Riddlethos, and more specifically, by Riddles. Me. Oliver Motok.
Okay… I suppose we’ll have to head into the news at some point.
Now there's some photo-shoppage for ya.
“I just couldn’t wait” – Oliver Motok to Host BioShock 2 Week at Riddlethos
You heard it here first, ladies and gents. Because he just can’t wait any longer to spew his fanboyish praises for BioShock and its upcoming sequel, Riddlethos will be featuring a BioShock 2 theme week months before the game’s February 11 release.
Sound like a dumb idea? That’s only because YOU’RE a dumb person. BioShock 2 Week is scheduled to hit Riddlethos on October 26. Be there.
What the – There’s no NEWS. At all. Anywhere. Oh bother.
Yeah, you heard what I said. There’s NOTHING. This sucks. I want news. I want material. I want to write a long, meaty Hey! Look! Listen! for the reading pleasure of my… ah, my readers.
Sigh. Well, uh… Borderlands came out. It’s been rather well-received too, from what I understand. I had a passing interest, but once I discovered it was more of a “lootfarming” game than anything else, I got kinda turned off. Still, looks like something I might pick up for cheap one day.
How about you guys? Anyone out there playing Borderlands?
Yeah, There’s Definitely No News
So you know what?
SCREW YOU GUYS, I’M GOIN’ HOME!
