Hey folks! It’s Wednesday and so that means it’s time for your now-regular edition of Scatter Storming. This is the feature in which I’ll talk about whatever the fuck I want to in whatever way I want to, and you can either deal with it or stop reading hoping that I’ll beg you to come back and read the site. …I will. I will beg. I’ve done it before. Anyway, let’s do this shit.
ZOOM! Beat Uncharted 2 in two sittings -
I’ve already mentioned this, but I was too hopped up on no sleep to remember even posting that pictureless post. So yes, I beat the crap out of that game. It was exactly what I wanted: a non-stop thrill ride. Good job making Drake a bit more human too. The ending was adorable.
HA! Got a game early –
I got a game a week early. I would tell you what it is, but I want to get a picture of me with it looking too happy for my own good. Don’t get too hyped though, I’m sure I’m the ONLY one who cares about this game.
LIE! Abe80 is the Shit –
He wanted me to say “Abe80 is the shit” somewhere on this post, so I decided to use the opportunity to make fun of him in retaliation for the slander he’s been posting on his site. More like Abe80 is a PILE of shit. Bloo-ya!
SCATTER’D! I really AM all over the place today -
Seriously, this is probably the most scattered Scatter Storming yet. I’ve beat so many games this year, and I’ve only been playing Secret Game instead of Brutal Legend the past few days. That makes for a confused Ethan with not much to write about. And you saw yesterday’s Hey! Look! Listen!, it’s not like the news is really riveting enough to talk about. What have you guys been playing? What’s new in your life? Let’s have a chat in the comments section.
SLAP! Misleading Issue Title –
While I can be a cocky jackass, I’m a little more demure and endearing today. This time I chose the title based on the picture instead of choosing the picture based on what I assumed I’d be talking about. So I guess by misleading you all I was a BIT of a jackass. Does that count?
The Back Page
Seriously, that’s all I got. I’m glad we got this extra week to talk Brutal Legend and Uncharted 2, but I’m looking forward to a change of pace. There’s a reason our themes are usually just a week long. I think we’ll be doing a reveal of next week’s theme week soon because it’s really not a big enough of a surprise to keep a secret. You’ll all just be disappointed. I know I would be. Although that could be because Riddles is more excited about it than I am, so who knows?
Anyway, bye.
