Oh god, I’m exhausted. Seriously. In a time of crazy work schedules, this week has been a little bit extra. But, unlike Riddles, I still love you enough to give you your weekly dose of Scatter Storming. Still, don’t expect much, this won’t be an epic. Let’s get to it.

I have nothing to talk about –
Seriously, why’d I use up all my material on that New Super Mario Bros Wii preview? With my DSi charger in a different city, and going home just to fall asleep, I’ve had nothing to play. It would sometimes be the case that I would have time to play games, and I would have no idea what to play, but as it stands, I would love to play Dragon Age, Forza 3, and even Wind Waker, but I just can’t do it. Blah

Link’s Choo Choo Trailer -
Oh hey, new Zelda trailer and details. I was going to do the second official “Tingle! Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!” feature including this and other previews, but again: thank you work. But I give you all the wrong impression, I love my job, I’m just exhausted. Anyhoo! This trailer! It’s more of the same, really, but we find out that (thankfully) Link won’t be in that ridiculous conductor outfit for most of the game and the game mechanic this time around is Zelda herself. Yes, Zelda’s spirit is apparently the “spirit” in Spirit Tracks, ’cause that bitch dies right off the top of the game. Good thing, though, because in this form she can conveniently take over suits of armor to help Link through dungeons. Anyhoo, check out this Rewind Theatre (with Bozon and Chobot of IGN) for a detailed look at the trailer. I, theoretically, get to try out the game tomorrow, so expect another preview sometime this week.

Thanks, Abe80! -
The beautiful and faithful reader, Abe80, is taking off with his beautiful new wife for his honeymoon very shortly! He got Modern Warfare 2 as a wedding present from The Broken Finger and won’t have a chance to play it while he’s away, so he’s lending it to me! I’ll actually have something relevant to say! Yay!

God, I’m delirious –
Seriously, I thought I had another really good story idea, but I just think I’m going to implode. I thought this was going to be another hilariously bitter Scatter Storming, but I’m past that point. Oh, did I mention I’m sick? I don’t care that this issue had nothing to do with Wolf Men. You can all suck it.

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