Sigh.

I mean, hello and welcome to the -

Wait, how many of these things have I done?

*does a quick count*

This is only my eighteenth? Shyoot, I thought there were more. And that one Ethan wrote doesn’t count. So… this is the SEVENTEENTH edition of Hey! Look! Listen! brought to you by Riddlethos, and more specifically, by Riddles. Me. Oliver Motok.

Okay… I suppose we’ll have to head into the news at some point.

Now there's some photo-shoppage for ya.

“I just couldn’t wait” – Oliver Motok to Host BioShock 2 Week at Riddlethos

You heard it here first, ladies and gents. Because he just can’t wait any longer to spew his fanboyish praises for BioShock and its upcoming sequel, Riddlethos will be featuring a BioShock 2 theme week months before the game’s February 11 release.

Sound like a dumb idea? That’s only because YOU’RE a dumb person. BioShock 2 Week is scheduled to hit Riddlethos on October 26. Be there.

What the – There’s no NEWS. At all. Anywhere. Oh bother.

Yeah, you heard what I said. There’s NOTHING. This sucks. I want news. I want material. I want to write a long, meaty Hey! Look! Listen! for the reading pleasure of my… ah, my readers.

Sigh. Well, uh… Borderlands came out. It’s been rather well-received too, from what I understand. I had a passing interest, but once I discovered it was more of a “lootfarming” game than anything else, I got kinda turned off. Still, looks like something I might pick up for cheap one day.

How about you guys? Anyone out there playing Borderlands?

Yeah, There’s Definitely No News

So you know what?

SCREW YOU GUYS, I’M GOIN’ HOME!