Today, on Riddlethos.com, I make this vow:

On this day, I will finish God of War III, AND THEN, I will review it.

And my review will be better than Ethos’.

Right now my total play time is 9 hours, 16 minutes. I’m at “The Three Judges.” It’s currently 1:49 p.m. CST.

MARK MY WORDS.