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by Ethos and Riddles

Hands off Final Fantasy X!

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Hi!
Yes, this is Cheesy Voice Acting Week and yes, I told our lovely banner artist to make Yuna the focus of the banner, but the buck ends there, I think. I constantly tear Final Fantasy X to pieces and make it the centre of many voice acting complaints, but I’m not going to touch it this week. Nope. I’ve done it enough, and it’d be too easy and expected. It also gives the impression that I hate that game when I actually like it more than FFVII, and I love that game. So! Let’s see what happens when I actually use my brain…

Get it? I need to LAY OFF of Yuna? Heh? ...c'mon...

Get it? I need to LAY OFF of Yuna? Heh? ...c'mon...

Yikes, We Obviously Hate Yuna a Lot…

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Okay, seriously. She wasn’t THAT bad. Was she? Granted, it’s been some years since I’ve played Final Fantasy X, so I can’t really recall. Maybe I should fire it up again in order to confirm or deny.

In any case, welcome to Cheesy Voice Acting Week. I now realize what an unwieldy title that is, but it’s a bit late to change things at this point. I can’t really predict WHAT we’ll be bringing you in terms of content for the next seven days, but I can say with reasonable confidence that it’ll have something to do with… cheesy voice acting. Lord knows there’s plenty of it to sample from.

How am I, you ask? Doing fairly well, thanks for asking. A little tired, having worked all day. But I’m in that odd limbo stage where my body is tired, but my mind – brilliant piece of engineering that it is – remains wide awake. I’m also quite hungry, but I can’t do anything about that, because AS ALWAYS I have no damned food in this apartment.

Wait, you didn’t ask? Well fine, then. I’ll just leave. Enjoy Cheesy Voice Acting Week, you miserable peons.

“Wrong Hole, Darling” – Love Story Misses Countdown #4

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Okay, well Ethan’s had his fun. It’s MY turn to weigh in on the best and worst of videogame romances. You might be asking, “how is Riddles qualified in the least to speak on romances, virtual or otherwise?” My answer to you is: how is anyone?

That aside, let’s discuss one of the more tragic romantic blunders in gaming.

So romantic.

So romantic.

#4 Worst Video Game Romance: Tidus and Yuna

Oh, this one hurts. Final Fantasy X tells a fantastic story, and the romance between Tidus and Yuna had such potential. Unlike many others, I actually liked both Tidus and Yuna as characters. Tidus was portrayed perfectly as the rich-kid sports star who suddenly found himself in a completely different world. And while many people found Yuna boring, I thought her subdued determination was both touching and sincere.

For the first half of the game, the romantic buildup was done very well. The first scene where the two of them spoke in front of the bonfire was a perfect beginning. The infamous “haha” scene is extremely painful, yes, but still heartfelt and sincere in an extremely goofy way. Tidus’ increasing devotion to protecting Yuna and seeing her quest to the end is very believable, as is the increasing attraction that develops between the two youngsters.

Finally, we reach the infamous scene in the spring. After a tense, subdued, and slightly saddening conversation, the romantic buildup reaches its breaking point. We’re treated to a beautiful (though admittedly rather odd) love scene, in which the two of them spin around in the water and suck face. Khimari, sick fuck that he is, witnesses the entire thing.

And then… NOTHING.

For the remainder of the game, Tidus and Yuna’s romance is not explored in any way, at all. It practically falls off the face of the map, and leaves the player wondering if they missed some sort of serious discussion in which the two mutually agreed to keep their pants zipped and their eyes on the prize.

It’s something of a disappointment, to say the least.

In fact, it’s a damned disappointment. The ending to Final Fantasy X is a beautiful, emotionally charged experience, and to this day it remains one of my all-time favorite endings. However, it still feels like too little too late when it comes to Tidus and Yuna.

Of course, then Final Fantasy X-2 came along and just ruined EVERYTHING, but that’s a rant for another day. I have a feeling that a lot of you might disagree with what I’ve said here, and if that’s the case, let the comments rip below. But in my firm opinion, Final Fantasy X’s romantic subplot is one of the biggest dropped balls in gaming.